Kateykakes post about the company/department Xmas party got me thinking...what's the worst thing you've seen and/or done at the annual holiday party?
Seen: A co-worker receiving 'oral satisfaction' from another co-worker's wife in the coat closet. The same co-worker later throwing a drink in the face of a female co-worker because she wouldn't dance with him. By the way, alcohol was involved. The offending co-worker never returned to work after the party.
Done: Well, really done to me. A co-worker's wife come up to me and hugged me. I have no idea why she did this (really!) -- I hardly knew her. I broke free only to see my wife staring (okay, glaring) at me from across the room. Party officially over for Kirch! At least according to Kirch's wife. Apparently I didn't disengage fast enough.
Seen: A co-worker receiving 'oral satisfaction' from another co-worker's wife in the coat closet. The same co-worker later throwing a drink in the face of a female co-worker because she wouldn't dance with him. By the way, alcohol was involved. The offending co-worker never returned to work after the party.
Done: Well, really done to me. A co-worker's wife come up to me and hugged me. I have no idea why she did this (really!) -- I hardly knew her. I broke free only to see my wife staring (okay, glaring) at me from across the room. Party officially over for Kirch! At least according to Kirch's wife. Apparently I didn't disengage fast enough.

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