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  • This is What Happens When You Grab a Cop's Groin

    http://chicagoist.com/2011/12/21/thi...n_you_grab.php

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    Most of us know never to resist arrest, right? Here's why. A Westmont man faces charges of retail theft, aggravated battery to a police officer and resisting arrest after he was allegedly caught shoplifting from a Park Ridge Dominick's and grabbed onto a police officer's groin for dear life as he was being arrested.

    Employees at the Dominick's at 1900 S. Cumberland in Park Ridge reportedly caught Frank Slowik, 44, shoplifting. When police responded to the call they found Slowik running from a store employee. One officer tackled Slowik and, when another officer swooped in to help subdue him, that's when Slowik squeezed the second officer's lemon 'til the juice ran down his leg. The officer responded by striking Slowik several times in the face with his hand.

    If the booking photo is any indication, Slowik must have had a kung fu grip on the cop's junk. Slowik was taken to Resurrection Medical Center in Chicago for treatment, then Cook County Jail for booking. He's held on a $50,000 bond. the officer was treated at and released from Advocate Lutheran General Hospital in Park Ridge. Park Ridge Police Lt. Duane Mellema said an investigation into the incident showed the officer's force was justified.
    Look sharp, act sharp, be sharp.

  • #2
    One of my friends has far better luck when she grabs offcers' groins. Of course, she is significantly better looking than that fellow, doesn't shoplift, and waits until they are off duty.

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    • #3
      On the positive side, at least he left the poor guys zipper out of it.
      Work harder! Millions on welfare depend on you...

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Carbonfiberfoot View Post
        One of my friends has far better luck when she grabs offcers' groins. Of course, she is significantly better looking than that fellow, doesn't shoplift, and waits until they are off duty.
        wow..Carbon... 2 very different things... lol...very very different...
        I'm not small, I'm fun sized....

        You're the reason I have Pistanthrophobia.

        Where's my EFF You Font on my computer?

        Скажите мне другая история...

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        • #5
          Now I know how Elle got that black eye.

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          • #6
            There must not've been video. That's the same thing Jeremy Morse did in Inglewood and got hung out to dry for.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Street_Cop50 View Post
              ... that's when Slowik squeezed the second officer's lemon 'til the juice ran down his leg.
              Was this Officer Jimmy Page, or Officer Robert Plant?

              Seriously, hope the officer is ok; I'm a woman and I can't read that without cringing! Investigation??!!? Oh, hell no – that clearly calls for any use of force necessary.

              I hope that was just a formality and this poor guy didn't have to worry over getting jammed up in addition to the considerable pain.
              "Snort-laughter is the best medicine"
              ----- Mussel Bound


              Don't forget to laugh today. The more implausible it seems, the more you need to.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Sgt. Slaughter View Post
                There must not've been video. That's the same thing Jeremy Morse did in Inglewood and got hung out to dry for.
                That's cuz it was California Sarge

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