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    Source: http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/ripti...down_leads.php

    If lesbians can't even keep it classy in Florida, there really is no hope for our state's weird-news reputation.

    Jantavia Taylor was arrested for felony domestic assault after allegedly trying to beat up her live-in girlfriend with a strap-on dildo. No, we don't mean "beat up" in any sort of slang usage. She threw the dildo at the other woman's head.

    Tamara Cadet, 23, told police that Taylor began chasing her around their Bradenton home with a kitchen knife. Cadet said she feared for her safety and ran out of the house.

    Taylor, however, denied that a knife was involved. According to an arrest report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Taylor says the only thing she threw at her girlfriend was a strap-on dildo, or, as the arrest report so elegantly terms it, "a female sex toy (Strap on Penis)."

    Deputies found the offending sex toy in a neighbor's yard across the street.

    Taylor, an employee at Popeyes, remains in a Manatee County jail.

  • #2
    LMAO!

    I wish I was there to see the expression on officer's face when he/she found that toy.

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    • #3
      I guess she wasn't di*king around!

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      • #4
        Read this and instantly thought of CityCop and Chiller.....

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        • #5
          Originally posted by bearcat357 View Post
          read this and instantly thought of citycop and chiller..... :d
          it is you!!!!! Welcome back beercat!

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          • #6

            This reminds me of a story from back in the 1990s where a woman hit her husband over the head with a frozen dildo (that was kept in a freezer for some unknown reason).

            One of the officers who took the report (for the injury to the man's head) was asked by his sergeant what had happened. The young officer replied that the woman had gotten irritated at his threatening demeanor and simply cold-cocked him.



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            The aforementioned advice should not be construed to represent any type of professional opinion, legal counsel or other type of instruction with regard to traffic laws, judicial proceedings or official agency policy.

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            • #7
              The story would be better if they were hot...

              Welcome back Bearcat!
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              We've reached a point where natural selection doesn't have a chance in hell of keeping up with the procreation of imbeciles.
              Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Bearcat357 View Post
                Read this and instantly thought of CityCop and Chiller.....
                Bearcat is that you???? You're back???? Welcome back~

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                • #9
                  One of my coworkers got hit in the head with a metal dildo several years ago.....

                  I 'heard' rumors that he might have been given a plaque in recognition of the incident.....
                  The posts on this forum by this poster are of his personal opinion, and his personal opinion alone

                  "Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by LA DEP View Post
                    One of my coworkers got hit in the head with a metal dildo several years ago.....

                    I 'heard' rumors that he might have been given a plaque in recognition of the incident.....
                    How would he/she explain to his/her family members of why he/she received the plague.

                    "Well son, mommy/daddy had to go arrest a bad person and I was assaulted by a metal dildo"

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by va dutch View Post

                      this reminds me of a story from back in the 1990s where a woman hit her husband over the head with a frozen dildo (that was kept in a freezer for some unknown reason).

                      One of the officers who took the report (for the injury to the man's head) was asked by his sergeant what had happened. The young officer replied that the woman had gotten irritated at his threatening demeanor and simply cold-cocked him.


                      :d
                      hahahahahaha!!!

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                      • #12
                        Any one notice that once the subject of a dildo came up, old BeerCat was right there.
                        It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

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                        • #13
                          Dil do? Isn't that the main ingrediant for pickle bread?

                          Welcome back, Bearcat!
                          "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

                          Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

                          Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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                          • #14
                            just would like to say that 3 letters in dildo are "DLO"

                            I thought lesbians DIDNT like pe-nis??? WTF?

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                            • #15
                              I slap my wife in the face with my penis all the time... I hope she doesn't call the cops on me

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