Well, it's happened again....

[Glockarmorer]

Twelve Customers Gunned Down In Convenience-Store Clerk's Imagination

This is an oldie but a goodie! Thought I'd share it with those who have never seen it. It never fails to make me LMAO!
(CAUTION: Contains adult language)

G.A.

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No cops, know anarchy.

"He aint finna come all up in my house and act a fool and be gettin away with it cause I will go smooth off." -Movista

[This message has been edited by Glockarmorer (edited 06-10-2001).]

[wonderwoman]

How does this story get told? Maybe I missed reading it but does this guy then call 911 and report himself?? Geezzzzzzzzz

[mac90]

That's funny. I'll stop using pennys now.

[goodgirl]

Oh my God!! The baby was still on the card rack when the store exploded!

[tcsd1236]

Speaking of imaginations, we had a lady who was dreaming last week and called 911 to report a plane crash. You should have seen the people and equipment that rolled before someone got to her and she admitted she had dreamt it.

[PPB8881]

That's really funny
and what's worse is I live only 14 miles from clackamas Oregon in Portland And I think
I've seen that guy sniffing a few gas tanks
We've got fullserve pumps here you know.

PPB

[Nikon]

Originally posted by tcsd1236:
Speaking of imaginations, we had a lady who was dreaming last week and called 911 to report a plane crash. You should have seen the people and equipment that rolled before someone got to her and she admitted she had dreamt it.

We had a similar situation here not too long ago. There was a call over the scanner that a plane flying over noticed a small plane down in a field surrounded by woods.

Everyone responded, three local police department, I think four or five fire/rescue, State Police Helicopter, SP cruisers, TV stations, both newspapers. I wasn't able to respond, but another photographer for the paper I work for did.

It wasn't long after everybody was in the woods looking that a call came into the Comm. center from the local paintball field. It seems they have a plane in a field in that general area which is used as a prop.

The photographer for my paper went out and bought a portable scanner after that day. He was wandering around the wood long after the search was called off, because he didn't know. And the paintball company had to paint a big red X on the plane.

Now I'm waiting for the call to come in that a plane owned by the red cross crashed in that field.