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  • The Worst Things you can ever hear Thread

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    This thread is for the worst things you can ever hear.






    1. "The State vs. {your name}"





    2. "The People vs. {your name}"





    3. "25 to life is a good deal." (from your lawyer)





    4. "Life without the possibility of parole."






    5. "We the jury find you guilty of......."










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    Last edited by HEDP; 05-29-2011, 10:19 PM.

  • #2
    You have the right to remain silent
    Life is what you make of it

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    • #3
      "The People vs. {your name}"
      From the way its worded it sounds like every citizen is against you lol
      Life is what you make of it

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Susan99
        Screaming from the back seat: "she hit me!"...."but he elbowed me!"..."that's not fair, you always take her side!"


        +1


        Hahahaha.


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        • #5
          "I'm pregnant"

          *when you already have 3 kids...
          Originally posted by RSGSRT
          We've reached a point where natural selection doesn't have a chance in hell of keeping up with the procreation of imbeciles.
          Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?

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          • #6
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            "And you are the father!"




            .....when you're married to someone else.



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            • #7
              "Its inoperable"

              "You should call your family"

              "Mr (Mrs, Ms), I am Officer Whomever, and this is the Police Chaplain - may we come in to talk to you about your child (spouse, parent)"

              Top THOSE.
              Last edited by PeteBroccolo; 05-29-2011, 10:51 PM.
              #32936 - Royal Canadian Mounted Police - 1975-10-27 / 2010-12-29
              Proud Dad of #54266 - RCMP - 2007-02-12 to date
              RCMP Veterans Association - Regina Division member
              Mounted Police Professional Association of Canada - Associate (Retired) member
              "Smile" - no!

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              • #8
                Here...hold my beer and watch this...
                "People don't fail, they give up". - Dale Carnegie

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                • #9
                  It's OK, I haven't had an outbreak in ____ months.

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                  • #10
                    We can't cure what you have but we can give you drugs (to take the rest of your life) to slow down the progression of your disease.

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                    • #11
                      ".....I wish to concede to Barack Hussein Obama and wish him well on his reelection ....."

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by 1042 Trooper View Post
                        ".....I wish to concede to Barack Hussein Obama and wish him well on his reelection ....."



                        Oh hell no!

                        The doctors and nurses did everything they could, and I'm so sorry to say......
                        Originally posted by JasperST
                        "The fail is strong with this one."


                        Originally posted by mdrep
                        It's not sporting old chap. Like shooting fish in a barrel. You may only take a shot at a poser or troll if they are running and you are properly licensed.

                        What do you think we are, a bunch of barbarians?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by HEDP View Post
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                          "And you are the father!"




                          .....when you're married to someone else.



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                          Or 'and it's not yours'

                          *when you are married to them
                          Originally posted by Ceridwen
                          Just one would be stingy of me, I'd have to get two. For the children.

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                          • #14
                            I'm pregnant! From a psycho btich ex!!! or I don't want to take Plan B ...
                            Ignore List : Bearcat357, Blackavar

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Buffaloboy View Post
                              I'm pregnant! From a psycho btich ex!!! or I don't want to take Plan B ...



                              +1





                              "We are broken up, but I'm pregnant, it's yours, and I'm keeping it."





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