The Worst Things you can ever hear Thread

[HEDP]

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This thread is for the worst things you can ever hear.






1. "The State vs. {your name}"





2. "The People vs. {your name}"





3. "25 to life is a good deal." (from your lawyer)





4. "Life without the possibility of parole."






5. "We the jury find you guilty of......."










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[MD11pilot]

You have the right to remain silent

[MD11pilot]

"The People vs. {your name}"

From the way its worded it sounds like every citizen is against you lol

[HEDP]

Screaming from the back seat: "she hit me!"...."but he elbowed me!"..."that's not fair, you always take her side!"

+1


Hahahaha.


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[Aerohead]

"I'm pregnant"

*when you already have 3 kids...

[HEDP]

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"And you are the father!"




.....when you're married to someone else.


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[PeteBroccolo]

"Its inoperable"

"You should call your family"

"Mr (Mrs, Ms), I am Officer Whomever, and this is the Police Chaplain - may we come in to talk to you about your child (spouse, parent)"

Top THOSE.

[medica430]

Here...hold my beer and watch this...

[Till]

It's OK, I haven't had an outbreak in ____ months.

[PaxSR9]

We can't cure what you have but we can give you drugs (to take the rest of your life) to slow down the progression of your disease.

[1042 Trooper]

".....I wish to concede to Barack Hussein Obama and wish him well on his reelection ....."

[Trauma1]

".....I wish to concede to Barack Hussein Obama and wish him well on his reelection ....."

Oh hell no!

The doctors and nurses did everything they could, and I'm so sorry to say......

[dontknowwhy]

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"And you are the father!"




.....when you're married to someone else.


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Or 'and it's not yours'

*when you are married to them

[Buffaloboy]

I'm pregnant! From a psycho btich ex!!! or I don't want to take Plan B ...

[HEDP]

I'm pregnant! From a psycho btich ex!!! or I don't want to take Plan B ...

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"We are broken up, but I'm pregnant, it's yours, and I'm keeping it."




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