"Police: Naked man rammed condo with dump truck"

[RR_Security]

Okay, this is an "LE topic" because anyone in LE would expect the word "drugs" to be somewhere in this story. After that, "naked" and any/all other plot twists could be pretty much pasted-in at will:

SOUTH BERWICK — A Lovell man faces numerous charges after allegedly driving a dump truck into a South Berwick home Wednesday night while naked, then picking a fight with the resident.

<http://www.pressherald.com/news/Nake...wick-home.html>

I was told his lawyer is claiming the suspect was in the shower, when he had to go out on some kind of emergency call. Okay, that could explain the nekkidness . . .

[mdrdep]

Naked, dumping, ramming.............hmmmmmm...............sounds kind of kinky to me