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  • yankees24
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    Originally posted by OneAdam12 View Post
    Gross but necessary. I've taken a few guns from crotches because I didn't want to die for being squeamish. One guy had a film cannister with black tar inside tied the the tip of his manhood. I didn't know it was tied to it and yanked it hard breaking the string and skinning him a bit. I almost circumcised him.

    hahah he deserved it

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  • DeputyDuc
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    Originally posted by mtxpro752 View Post
    ....taking a dump, while another naked man was "smoking his pipe"
    That'd be a blumpkin.

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  • BigW
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    Originally posted by AK_Alex View Post
    whyyy?????
    I'm assuming this was rhetorical?

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  • AK_Alex
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    Originally posted by oneadam12 View Post
    one guy had a film cannister with black tar inside tied the the tip of his manhood.

    whyyy?????

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  • FromOhio
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    Originally posted by chad7613 View Post
    That was the video I was referencing and I have no pride issues. Was it gross? HECK YES but hey, it doesn't hurt my ego any.
    thats you?

    edit: read it wrong nvm

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  • Phouse70
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    And I would guess its more of a current trend, given the low slung, baggy pants look that became the thing in the 90s.

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  • S.O.444
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    If you haven't grabbed some junk while doing a weapons frisk, give it some time. It happens to everyone.

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  • Kieth M.
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    Originally posted by stbspd View Post
    Kieth, permission to use this as a signature?
    Damn, I was thinking I should get it copyrighted, but you go ahead! Just add the "i" to the word "think," please!

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  • chad7613
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    Originally posted by Vorkon View Post
    LMFAO, not sure I could have ever told someone that lolol...
    Reminded me of this though.

    That was the video I was referencing and I have no pride issues. Was it gross? HECK YES but hey, it doesn't hurt my ego any.

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  • stbspd
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    Kieth, permission to use this as a signature?

    I thnk about the only thing which hadn't made the trip into this guy's colon was a greyhound bus.

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  • Phouse70
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    I've only been a CSO for one summer but I walked in on girls and guys ****ing 3 different times.

    The area behind the bars is a popular bathroom since the lines inside are massive. We get detailed by the houses there to keep people out of their yards. I thought I heard someone pouring a drink out, so I was thinking I could get an open container citation... instead it was a girl peeing. With like 5 guys around her peeing (not on her... thank god). Ugh... that was pretty gross. I saw something I hadnt planned on seeing... kinda surprised me.

    Second time was on the beach, where its more forgivable. I walked over the dune to check on a noise complaint and almost walked right into a girl peeing since it was 2am and my PD doesn't have working flashlights for us CSOs. Me and girl were so embarrassed that we just went our separate ways.

    The third time, I was doing a perimeter check on a building when I came around a corner and some girl was doing her business. This time, I was prepared (and my partner happened to be a girl this time), so her and I gave her a good talking to and a stern warning. We decided not to write her up since she was 15 and a resident in the town (we prefer only to write vacationers since they cause most of the problems).

    Those are my only "kinky" items. Im hoping I see less of that this summer. Hopefully more of things that I can actually write, like open containers.

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  • OneAdam12
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    Gross but necessary. I've taken a few guns from crotches because I didn't want to die for being squeamish. One guy had a film cannister with black tar inside tied the the tip of his manhood. I didn't know it was tied to it and yanked it hard breaking the string and skinning him a bit. I almost circumcised him.

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  • shlsmv
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    thats just gross..lol

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  • crass cop
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    well, when you wear your pants several inches lower than where theyre supposed to be.........

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