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    Last night I was set up running radar and clocked a guy hauling mail through a residential area. I get on him pretty quick and as I am getting out of my squad I am keeping my eyes on him. I open the door and it flies back and bashes my in the head. It about knocked me out and I started seeing double.

    As the title of this thread started out, I almost pizzed my pants. Now I have this huge bruise on the side of my head. I am going to wear some foundation tomorrow so noone thinks I got my butt handed to me at a barfight.

    Just thought I would share this.
    Prov 17:17 A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.

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    Did you charge the car with assault on a public servant?
    I yell "PIKACHU" before I tase someone.

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    • #3
      LMAO OMG I just woke up the family.

      ..So did this person get a ticket? ..just curious
      MDRDEP:

      There are no stupid questions, but there sure are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

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      • #4
        Awww, honey. Bless your heart! (good, not bad)
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        I don't agree with your opinion, but I respect its straightforwardness in terms of wrongness.

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        • #5
          I had something kind of like that happen, but it involved my shoulder mic flying off and managing to hit me... well, lets just say in a place Smurf doesn't have to worry about. I took that as a sign and aborted the stop.
          Originally posted by Ceridwen
          Just one would be stingy of me, I'd have to get two. For the children.

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          • #6
            Pujolsfan- the corner of the doors hurt worse...and leaves an impression of a dent. *#*x! that hurts!

            Don'tknowwhy- funny funny! I can just imagine you trying to reel the mic back in by the cord....and doing a dance at the same time.
            This profession is not for people looking for positive reinforcement from the public. Very often it can be a thankless job and you can't desire accolades, because those are not usually forthcoming. Just do your job to the best of your ability and live with the decisions you've made.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by pujolsfan146 View Post
              Last night I was set up running radar and clocked a guy hauling mail through a residential area. I get on him pretty quick and as I am getting out of my squad I am keeping my eyes on him. I open the door and it flies back and bashes my in the head. It about knocked me out and I started seeing double.

              As the title of this thread started out, I almost pizzed my pants. Now I have this huge bruise on the side of my head. I am going to wear some foundation tomorrow so noone thinks I got my butt handed to me at a barfight.

              Just thought I would share this.
              Wow, that was a hard hit! I wouldn't worry about the makeup though, just come up with a good story. "............I stopped a car with 3 Mimes in it and had to take care of business....................they didn't make it to the jail yet as they are all still in the hospital awaiting medical release.
              "a band is blowing Dixie double four time You feel alright when you hear the music ring"


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              • #8
                I had my shoulder mike fly off and hit me in the goodies during a foot chase when I was a security police officer...I went from a full out sprint to a run/limp/hobble thing...let's just say someone else caught the guy...
                Originally posted by RSGSRT
                We've reached a point where natural selection doesn't have a chance in hell of keeping up with the procreation of imbeciles.
                Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Smurfette_76 View Post
                  Awww, honey. Bless your heart! (good, not bad)
                  There's a good blessing of the heart???? LOL

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                  • #10
                    I lost a guys drivers license under my car seat once...took me like 5 min to find it...haha...the guy in the car was probably like wtf is he doing? Needless to say I gave him a warning since my *** took so long trying to locate it.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by usamarshal View Post
                      I lost a guys drivers license under my car seat once...took me like 5 min to find it...haha...the guy in the car was probably like wtf is he doing? Needless to say I gave him a warning since my *** took so long trying to locate it.
                      LOL not to derail this I used to write on the back of their license sometimes the date and my IBM#
                      "a band is blowing Dixie double four time You feel alright when you hear the music ring"


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                      • #12
                        So do you wear make up often?

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                        • #13
                          this story reminds me of the time I made a stop at night in an apartment complex. I reach over to grab my 3-cell rechargeable maglight, and pass it over to my left hand (my non gun hand, very tactical like). I then open the door with flashlight in hand, and lift my knee as I turn to get out of the car. As I lifted my knee, it caught the bulb end of the flashlight, and pushed the other end very hard into my mouth (not very tactical like). It hit me so hard I actually saw stars. It split my lip open and caused immediate swelling, but since it was night I went ahead and completed the stop anyway.

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                          • #14
                            This also reminded me of a story. I did a stop one night in a neighborhood community for an equipment violation. Got the driver's info and went back to the car. As I was writing everything down in the car, I hear this loud "BUZZ". It's pitch black out so I can't see too well inside of my vehicle. I look around and then I spot this wasp that had to be as long as my finger. I got out of the car, got my baton out and tried my best to get the damn thing out of the car. I actually called another unit to help me get the damn thing out after minutes of being unsucessful. Long story short, I had to go back up to the guy I stopped and told him it would be a few minutes before he could leave because a big *** wasp was somewhere in the car with his paperwork.

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                            • #15
                              I actually called another unit to help me get the damn thing out after minutes of being unsuccessful
                              So how many cans of Raid, Pictures of Wasps etc was in or around our locker?
                              MDRDEP:

                              There are no stupid questions, but there sure are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

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