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A few questions....
1. Who poos at Walmart?
2. Who doesn't put about 30 of those seat covers on public restroom seats?
3. Who touches the seat covers instead of pulling the hover move over the pot?
4. How on Earth did the fire guys not just fall down laughing when they walked in?Originally Posted by VegasMetro
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One more reason to leave a layer between yourself and the public restroom seat.I yell "PIKACHU" before I tase someone.Comment
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Pooping at Walmart builds your immune system.Sometimes, doing the right thing means p***ing off the bosses.
"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee."
Originally posted by dontknowwhyOriginally posted by weinerdog2000Comment
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Originally posted by mtxpro752 View Post
In any case, poor guy. He goes to take a crap in a Wal-Mart restroom and ends up in what I could imagine to be the most embarrassing situations in his life. It could very well be a string of bad luck resulted in him ending up in the very compromising position.Getting shot hurts! Don't under estimate the power of live ammo. A .22LR can kill you! I personally feel that it's best to avoid being shot by any caliber. Your vest may stop the bullet, but you'll still get a nice bruise or other injury to remember the experience.Comment
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How does that happen? Doesn't that stuff dry quickly?Comment
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How did he wipe??????? Did he give a courtesy flush for the "rescue personnel?"Being a good street cop is like coming to work in a wet suit and peeing in your pants. It's a nice warm feeling, but you're the only one who knows anything has happened.Comment
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I don't care how bad you have to go, you always LOOK at the surface of the toilet seat before landing your rear end on the said seat. ESPECIALLY AT A WAL-MART! There is never to be an a**-to-seat contact in a public restroom. If the management does not provide seat covers "for your protection", you use toilet paper. And if your stall is out of toilet paper, you have bigger issues to worry about.
Just my .02
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Didn't that happen at a Home Depot a while back? I think I heard the person was awarded a settlement there. It's bad enough having to use a Walmart bathroom, but being glued to one for that long...--In serving the wicked, expect no reward, and be thankful if you escape injury for your pains.Comment
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I prefer to crap at home, but some people seem to love to poop abroad so to speak. Some even have a strange fascination with pooping at work so they get PAID to poop. However if I have to poop abroad I do it bareback like any rugged grown up man does, no toilet seat doilies for me.
BillJust pay your dues, and be quiet :-)Comment
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