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Maryland man glued to Wal-Mart toilet seat, perp faces 2nd degree assault charges
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A few questions....
1. Who poos at Walmart?
2. Who doesn't put about 30 of those seat covers on public restroom seats?
3. Who touches the seat covers instead of pulling the hover move over the pot?
4. How on Earth did the fire guys not just fall down laughing when they walked in?Originally Posted by VegasMetro
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Pooping at Walmart builds your immune system.Sometimes, doing the right thing means p***ing off the bosses.
"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee."
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Originally posted by mtxpro752 View PostA few questions....
1. Who poos at Walmart?
Maybe the guy ate too much guacamole and salsa at lunch and REALLY had to go.
2. Who doesn't put about 30 of those seat covers on public restroom seats?
Maybe the seat covers got all used up as paper towels since this particular Wal-Mart failed to get their paper towel order right or the restroom cleaner forgot to refill the dispenser.
3. Who touches the seat covers instead of pulling the hover move over the pot?
As stated in #1 maybe the guy REALLY had to go and lost his balance while attempting to "hover".
4. How on Earth did the fire guys not just fall down laughing when they walked in?
I'm guessing that the fire guys got their good laugh on the way down, and did their darndest to contain themselves while assisting the man. A good indicator is the fact that they took the whole toilet seat rather than using a solvent to remove the man from the seat onsite.
In any case, poor guy. He goes to take a crap in a Wal-Mart restroom and ends up in what I could imagine to be the most embarrassing situations in his life. It could very well be a string of bad luck resulted in him ending up in the very compromising position.Getting shot hurts! Don't under estimate the power of live ammo. A .22LR can kill you! I personally feel that it's best to avoid being shot by any caliber. Your vest may stop the bullet, but you'll still get a nice bruise or other injury to remember the experience.
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I don't care how bad you have to go, you always LOOK at the surface of the toilet seat before landing your rear end on the said seat. ESPECIALLY AT A WAL-MART! There is never to be an a**-to-seat contact in a public restroom. If the management does not provide seat covers "for your protection", you use toilet paper. And if your stall is out of toilet paper, you have bigger issues to worry about.
Just my .02
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Didn't that happen at a Home Depot a while back? I think I heard the person was awarded a settlement there. It's bad enough having to use a Walmart bathroom, but being glued to one for that long...--In serving the wicked, expect no reward, and be thankful if you escape injury for your pains.
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I prefer to crap at home, but some people seem to love to poop abroad so to speak. Some even have a strange fascination with pooping at work so they get PAID to poop. However if I have to poop abroad I do it bareback like any rugged grown up man does, no toilet seat doilies for me.
BillJust pay your dues, and be quiet :-)
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