I didn't do it!!

[Ohio5-0]

I swear if I walk into another gas station or restaurant and hear "I didn't do it!!" followed by chuckles I am going to lose it. That is neither original or funny. I also hate "Busy night out there?" because it usually makes my night busier. Thanks. How about just saying "Hey Officer, how are you doing?" That works just fine. Also, stop asking me if I have "made any good busts lately". It is none of your business!

Also, I don't know your cousin (who is a cop) who works 2 counties away!

[SW_MN]

X 2 buddy........

[wyofirebirdbaby]

How does "Hello officer,how are you today?" work for you? And as you leave,does "Have a good and safe one." work also? I can see how that other stuff is annoying and is old! Hopefully the ones who need to will read this!

Have a good day,officer.

[ateamer]

Once my pension is secure, the first time I walk into a coffee shop and some wiseass says "I didn't do it", I'm going to loudly say, "That's not what those little boys said - you better come with me."

[HeadDoc]

These ain't even my pants!

[Ohio5-0]

These ain't even my pants!

lol!

[dontknowwhy]

I also hate 'Oh no, their coming for you (whoever)' and 'Can't you take them with you?'.

[JSD73]

Yeah, I used to feel like you do. Now I don't care. The average citizen has no idea how to approach us and they are normally trying to put as at ease with their remarks, no matter how many times they may have said or you may have heard it. Is it really that big of a deal? To you, obviously it is, but I've found that I can't take crap like that seriously anymore and as lame as it may be, I laugh with them and go with the flow. Can't speak for everyone but when you've been through a couple incidents, or even one, where you realize how fragile life is (namely yours), those things just don't matter anymore and to waste the energy on getting upset or bothered takes up too much of my time, after all, it's an attempt to break the ice with us and show us they may genuinely be interested in our work without really knowing how to approach the situation. Hell, I like bacon, no, wait, I love it, does that make me a cannibal?

[PeteBroccolo]

Or, when the trash-daddy / momma tugs on the crying kid, points to you and says, "See, the cops are going to take you away unless you (whatever crap the idiot sperm-donator / receptor has been trying in their most loving way to tell / get / make / force the up-and-coming-copy-of-them to do / not do)"

[Mud_Pig]

These ain't even my pants!

they my auntie's pants!!

[DeputySC]

I swear if I walk into another gas station or restaurant and hear "I didn't do it!!" followed by chuckles !

Thats when you reply with, "Thats not what all those 'LITTLE BOYS' said"!

[Rudy8116]

Or, when the trash-daddy / momma tugs on the crying kid, points to you and says, "See, the cops are going to take you away unless you (whatever crap the idiot sperm-donator / receptor has been trying in their most loving way to tell / get / make / force the up-and-coming-copy-of-them to do / not do)"

That is my biggest pet peeve. Right up there with failure to dim headlights and impeding traffic in the inside lane.

[OneAdam12]

I always replied, "According to the video tape you did."

[JTShooter]

I don't really experience any of that. When I go in somewhere, where I work and in uniform, I usually get the opposite... the place clears out...

[GIOSTORMUSNRET]

I don't really experience any of that. When I go in somewhere, where I work and in uniform, I usually get the opposite... the place clears out...

That's cause staff thinks you're immigration and don't want to deported.