I swear if I walk into another gas station or restaurant and hear "I didn't do it!!" followed by chuckles I am going to lose it. That is neither original or funny. I also hate "Busy night out there?" because it usually makes my night busier. Thanks. How about just saying "Hey Officer, how are you doing?" That works just fine. Also, stop asking me if I have "made any good busts lately". It is none of your business!
Also, I don't know your cousin (who is a cop) who works 2 counties away!
Also, I don't know your cousin (who is a cop) who works 2 counties away!
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