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Dont know if this is posted yet, but more idiots....
22-year-old Adam Yarbrough of Indianapolis seems to think a great deal of his looks and sexual allure. But his self-image is somewhat contradicted by the fact that he drives a moped -- and he doesn't even do that well. He was pulled over by a female cop for erratic driving...
​That's when the cop discovered that our hero not only sucks at moped navigation, but he also had a suspended license. So she wrote him a ticket.
But instead of just taking the hit, Yarbrough thought it wise to bust out his legendary charm. He first offered to pay the cop $5 to tear up the ticket. But since today's cops try to maintain their dignity when it comes to bribery standards, they usually can't be bought for the price of a tuna on wheat.
Yarbrough quickly discovered that he'd erred in lowballing his initial offer. So he decided to pull out of a bribe of limitless value: Sex with Adam Yarbrough. That's right, the holy grail of bare naked pleasure.
"How about I give you a kiss, and well, I haven't had sex in a while, so how about we do that, and then we can just forget the ticket and you just let me go," he said, according to the police report.
Sadly, the officer was unmoved. We can only assume she was a lesbian. Surely no straight woman would forgo this incredible, limited-time-only offer.
When it was all over, Yarbrough wasn't fulfilling a sexual fantasy he learned while watching the Spike Channel. No, he was charged with driving without a license, bribery and disorderly conduct.
The last charge came after the cop rejected his romantic overture. That's when Yarbrough started yelling sexual explicit things at her in a gracious attempt to help her overcome her shyness.
Well played, young sir.
Dont know if this is posted yet, but more idiots....
22-year-old Adam Yarbrough of Indianapolis seems to think a great deal of his looks and sexual allure. But his self-image is somewhat contradicted by the fact that he drives a moped -- and he doesn't even do that well. He was pulled over by a female cop for erratic driving...
​That's when the cop discovered that our hero not only sucks at moped navigation, but he also had a suspended license. So she wrote him a ticket.
But instead of just taking the hit, Yarbrough thought it wise to bust out his legendary charm. He first offered to pay the cop $5 to tear up the ticket. But since today's cops try to maintain their dignity when it comes to bribery standards, they usually can't be bought for the price of a tuna on wheat.
Yarbrough quickly discovered that he'd erred in lowballing his initial offer. So he decided to pull out of a bribe of limitless value: Sex with Adam Yarbrough. That's right, the holy grail of bare naked pleasure.
"How about I give you a kiss, and well, I haven't had sex in a while, so how about we do that, and then we can just forget the ticket and you just let me go," he said, according to the police report.
Sadly, the officer was unmoved. We can only assume she was a lesbian. Surely no straight woman would forgo this incredible, limited-time-only offer.
When it was all over, Yarbrough wasn't fulfilling a sexual fantasy he learned while watching the Spike Channel. No, he was charged with driving without a license, bribery and disorderly conduct.
The last charge came after the cop rejected his romantic overture. That's when Yarbrough started yelling sexual explicit things at her in a gracious attempt to help her overcome her shyness.
Well played, young sir.
The first thing I thought about. Then, I recalled "Cenitus" is in AZ. Of course, he could have drifted to Indianapolis to test his "Blue Light" theory! 
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