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    Intruder, homeowner call police on each other

    The intruder and the Portland homeowner phoned 911 to report the same thing: a strange man in a home

    Associated Press
    PORTLAND, Ore. — Oregon police say both an intruder and a Portland homeowner phoned 911 to report the same thing: a strange man in a home.
    Lt. Kelli Sheffer says the intruder told police he had just broken into a home Monday evening when the owner arrived — and the caller was worried the homeowner might have a gun.
    Accompanied by his two German Shepherds, the homeowner found the intruder and asked what he was doing in the house. That's when the stranger locked himself in a bathroom and phoned police.
    The homeowner called police with his account.
    Sheffer says 24-year-old Timothy James Chapek, of Portland, was booked into jail for investigation of first-degree criminal trespass.
    http://www.policeone.com/police-prod...on-each-other/

  • #2
    Ya just can't make this stuff up!

    Had the dispatcher told the intruder 'I hope he DOES have a gun, idiot!' I would have gladly bought He/She dinner for two for them and a date of their choice....
    ...And solicited donations to fly Smurfette out to Portland, round trip, so she could personally Bless said intruder's Heart.

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    • #3
      LOL.... would have been funny if as he's on the phone, the dispatchers hear shots ring out.

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      • #4
        Hee, hee, heee, haa, haa, ho, ho, ho, heee, hee, snort, snort, hee, haa, haa, hee, heee, haa, haa, ho, ho, ho, wheeeeze, heee, hee, hee, haa, haa, hee, heee, haa, wheeeeze, haa, ho, ho, ho, heee, hee, hee, haa, haa, snort, hee, heee, haa, haa, ho, ho, ho, heee, hee, hee, haa, haa, hee, heee, haa, haa, ho, snort, ho, ho, heee, hee, hee, haa, haa, hee, heee, haa, haa, ho, ho, ho, heee, hee, wheeeeze, snort, hee, haa, haa, hee, heee, haa, haa, ho, ho, ho, heee, hee, hee, haa, haa, wheeeeze...
        Pete Malloy, "The only thing black and white about this job is the car."

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        • #5
          First Degree Criminal Trespass! Great way to make your city look low in the major 7.

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          • #6
            Everybody counts or no one counts.
            -Harry Bosch



            Some of you may remember that in my early days I was sort of a bleeding heart liberal. Then I became a man and put away childish things.
            -Ronald Reagan

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            • #7
              <<< He won't have to worry about me having a gun! I doubt he'll make it to the bathroom too.
              Last edited by westside popo; 03-09-2011, 08:24 AM.

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              • #8
                I laughed so hard when I heard this on the radio coming from work this morning..... Idiots like this keep us employed...

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                • #9
                  So many dumb *****es everywhere!

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