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  • Followup on Santa Cruz- won't believe this

    Now that I got me going, here is just some of The People's Republic of Santa Cruz, CA's brilliant ideas:
    Free Trade Port with Nicaragua, Nuclear-Free Zone, Hate-Free Zone, annual "hemp" expo, mayor who embraced Marxism, former black panther college professor, University of CA, Santa Cruz (UCSC) school mascot is the Banana Slug, college degree in Lesbian Studies, vagrants allowed to camp in city parks, legal camping zones within yards of homes and schools, prohibiting the police department from assisting the Border Patrol, notifying the Navy that they were no longer welcome to park a ship off Santa Cruz on July 4th.

    Yes, all that is true. Anytime any one of you think your town has problems, refer to this post. If your town is worse, I advise you to start drinking heavily.
    Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. - Ronald Reagan

    I don't think It'll happen in the US because we don't trust our government. We are a country of skeptics, raised by skeptics, founded by skeptics. - Amaroq

  • #2
    Jeeze, it sounds like a nightmare out there!!

    Hmmm.. note to self, when planning vacation avoid Santa Cruz at all costs..
    " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin

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    • #3
      Maybe the earthquake will straighten it all out.

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      • #4
        I read somewhere that the Navy was in need of a 'live fire' training zone. Looks like they MAY have found it???
        "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
        -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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        • #5
          I'll get a GPS fix on City Hall and e-mail it to the U.S.S. Enterprise.
          Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. - Ronald Reagan

          I don't think It'll happen in the US because we don't trust our government. We are a country of skeptics, raised by skeptics, founded by skeptics. - Amaroq

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          • #6
            Trying to be funny again, Mike. I have news for you. You failed.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Snoopy1:
              Trying to be funny again, Mike. I have news for you. You failed.
              What's wrong, the humor monster steal your humor?
              "I will not use my patrol car as a desert prerunner unless in pursuit."

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              • #8
                ateamer
                Well I don't know if my town is worse, better or somewhere in between.

                But I do feel for ya

                It really su*ks!
                Royce is a Lady

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                • #9
                  Trying to be funny again, Mike. I have news for you. You failed.
                  I thought it was pretty funny. Maybe Mike's just been around so long I've grown to appreciate his brand of humor. It's, well...a lot like mine!

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                  • #10
                    FLLawdog
                    I agree, MikeTx is pretty cool. He doesn't mean no harm.
                    Royce is a Lady

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                    • #11
                      Thank you ladies and gentlemen. I promise that when I get elected head forum moderator, I will make this a much better place. All the women will have to post naked. Yes, Buck naked. That is the best kind of naked there is.

                      Once I have achieved my goal to be king of the forum, appropriate payoffs and kick backs will be made to the right people, (Dave K, Niteshift).

                      So, I pledge to do my best to keep up the tradition I have always adhered to, of being full of it, speading it around, getting all likkered up and fighting about, until they tell me to stop.

                      Thank you ladies and germs.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by MikeTx:
                        All the women will have to post naked.
                        I already do !!

                        J/K LOL...... but I could....if I wanted to....but it's too cold in here....
                        Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

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                          [ 01-29-2002: Message edited by: Royce ]
                          Royce is a Lady

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                          • #14
                            I knew it. That's it. I'll take the hit for this one. I shouldn't have said anything. Now I created a monster(MikeTx)

                            He isn't even half-way to the thrown, and already he's practicing his wave.
                            Royce is a Lady

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                            • #15
                              "I already do !!"

                              Fast_1, can you send me that link to your webcam again please

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