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  • I'm one year away from death's door!!!

    well....sunday is my birthday. 49 [Eek!] [Eek!]

    next year is the big 5-0 -- closer to buying the farm, closer to pushing up daisies, closer to holding up the old headstone.

    i won't even be home to "celebrate" my birthday. leaving tomorrow for Corpus Christi TX and won't be back until Thursday.

    but my wife gave me 2 cards and told me not to open them until i call home on sunday.

    at least i know the weather will be warmer down there than here in PA.

    but since i'll be gone i am giving ALL of you a break from my thought provoking posts. i know CIAJ will miss me dearly until then!

    have a good week guys and gals. and please keep this OLD man in your prayers!!
    I'll post, You argue.

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    Crap, Nick, what will I do with all this cheese I got for you?

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    • #3
      quote:
      Originally posted by ciaj:
      Crap, Nick, what will I do with all this cheese I got for you?

      give it to your liberal RAT friends????
      I'll post, You argue.

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      • #4
        Jeeze Nick... THAT'S all you're worried about?? You forgot the one thing that is normally feared by mortal men.. it will make you sweat, weak in the knees, make you a nervous wreck, make you heart rate double, and may cause an anxiety attack... the colonoscopy appointment.
        " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin

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        • #5
          207 - yeah, i get the ol' "finger wave" every year. last time i went the doc said, "next year you'll be 50 and i want you to get a colonoscopy check" [Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!] i think i'd rather get shot by a tank at close range!!!

          scratchy -- so you're seeing a man 10 years older than you?? what's it like dating a 28 year old guy??

          i'm just like anyone else. some days i feel like i'm 29 and others like i'm 79!! now go get me a nice hot cup of tea and fetch me my cane.

          [ 04-11-2003, 10:25 PM: Message edited by: nickg ]
          I'll post, You argue.

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          • #6
            quote:
            give it to your liberal RAT friends????
            You're saying that you're a liberal rat?

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            • #7
              quote:
              Originally posted by Scratchy:

              I'll take an older guy over a younger guy any day
              Better homes, better restuarants and ...well let's just say better.

              yes...i DO love you!!
              I'll post, You argue.

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              • #8
                I have such a big bleeding heart - I want to have everyone's baby. I just can't say no.

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                • #9
                  Yeah but next year you can join AARP & start getting those senior citizen discounts & that nifty magazine. See...50's not all that bad!

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                  • #10
                    quote:
                    Originally posted by 207:
                    it will make you sweat, weak in the knees, make you a nervous wreck, make you heart rate double, and may cause an anxiety attack... the colonoscopy appointment.

                    LOL! [Eek!]

                    Happy Birthday Nick. and dont worry, there's plenty of other grouchy people to take up the slack here while youre gone [Wink]

                    i personally cant wait to join AARP.. i'm takin ever friggin discount i can get!!

                    It seems i normally like younger guys tho. ('cept for one certain one ) i have my own money and house...i dont need their's LOL... the ones i know are more fun than the older guys. (again...i do make that ONE exception [Wink] )

                    [ 04-12-2003, 01:34 PM: Message edited by: jellybean40 ]
                    "You did what you knew how to do...and when you knew better, you did better." ~~Maya Angelou

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                    • #11
                      quote:
                      i personally cant wait to join AARP.. i'm takin ever friggin discount i can get!!
                      Hey, I'm a member and I haven't gotten a friggin discount yet.
                      " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin

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                      • #12
                        quote:
                        Originally posted by 207:
                        quote:
                        i personally cant wait to join AARP.. i'm takin ever friggin discount i can get!!
                        Hey, I'm a member and I haven't gotten a friggin discount yet.
                        Say no more, i'll hook ya up lol... consider it done [Wink]
                        "You did what you knew how to do...and when you knew better, you did better." ~~Maya Angelou

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                        • #13
                          I am a year older then my husband. I joined AARP and he really teased me until he saw a sizable discount we were getting for a motel room. He said, "We have AARP....I have to get the card from my wife". The man said, "Not necessary, Sir. I believe you are in AARP". I laughed all the way to the room! lol

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                          • #14
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                            I joined AARP and he really teased me until he saw a sizable discount we were getting for a motel room
                            Motel room?? [Eek!] Mitzi, I assume there's also a hot "passion pit" story??
                            " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin

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                            • #15
                              Haven't joined AARP yet. Are the discounts that much better than the ones I get for being a member of all of the various clubs, military, etc.

                              I had to come face-to-face with my age, when the young salesman at the clothing store told me I should buy Dockers pants because "they cut them fuller in the butt for middle aged guys." A**hole little punk!!!
                              "All the people like us are we,
                              And everyone else is They"

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