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    Remember when you were a kid and you busted out with one of those lines...

    "Liar Liar, pants on fire!"

    What was your line?
    "It is easier for a king to have a lie believed than a beggar to spread the truth."---Robert Strecker

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    "That just makes my *** want to dip snuff"

    -Mikes Granny, 1965

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    • #3
      If my mother called me by my entire name (first, middle, and last) followed up with:

      "I'm going to cloud up and rain all over you!"

      I knew I was in big, big trouble!

      [Eek!]

      [ 05-11-2003, 12:50 AM: Message edited by: auntysuz63 ]
      "Americans don't want a mentally unstable president; he might start a war or something." - Bill Maher

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      • #4
        We also used the "liar liar" line. Also, "well, smell ME" if somebody was acting all uppity.

        I picked up one from a co-worker i used to work with. She was always saying "that'll go over like a fart in church" when something unwanted was going to happen lol. i had never heard it before...i loved it and use it alot now, everybody seems to enjoy it
        "You did what you knew how to do...and when you knew better, you did better." ~~Maya Angelou

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        • #5
          from The Turke's Head PH Laleham Middlesex circa 1977:

          Bouncy bouncy on the ball
          who's got tuppence?
          who's got all?


          seriously [Eek!]
          from your old mate
          c h i e f y
          global chiefy to yer seadog seafarin' maties

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          • #6
            "bite the bag" was a big one when i was younger.
            I'll post, You argue.

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            • #7
              We kept it simple with Kiss my ***!
              "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
              -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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              • #8
                Sometimes your the dog... Sometimes your the fire hydrant

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                • #9
                  "I'm as nervous as a whore in church."

                  My grandma would say this before she went to a doctor's appointment.

                  Also, when the phone would ring she would yell out, "If that's heaven tell 'em I'm on my way!"

                  LOL I love grandma
                  Dance like no one's watching -- Sing like no one's listening, and work like you don't need the money.

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                  • #10
                    Last edited by 156; 12-18-2003, 02:13 PM.

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                    • #11
                      Just WHERE in 'The South' are you....exactly? LOL
                      "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
                      -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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                      • #12
                        Last edited by 156; 12-18-2003, 02:13 PM.

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                        • #13
                          When something goes wrong: Well, kiss a fat cat!

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                          • #14
                            How about "Sh*t fire & save matches!"

                            My nephew likes to say that something he likes is "slicker than greased owl sh*t!"

                            I tell my son when he's messing up that I'm on him like a duck on a junebug. Preceded, of course, by his first, middle & last name plus his "Jr."
                            "Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks." -Forrest Gump

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                            • #15
                              My father's personal favorite:

                              "Your *** is grass and I'm the lawnmower!"

                              My brother's:

                              Eat **** and die

                              A couple of mine (the kids think I'm nuts):

                              Any day of the week and twice on Sunday. (Referring to anything you'd like to do)

                              What the flying rat-f#CJ was that?

                              That's wicked cool!

                              PS: I heard a rumor that "wicked" meaning really or extremely was only used in New England. Anyone heard it used anywhere else?
                              I haven't felt this good since we stole the 2000 elections!--Ned Flanders

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