Please rate the following...

[LEO-wanna-be AKA: Gangsta Zero Find all posts View Profile Close LEO-wanna-be]

Just my curiosity taking over...
Please rate the following (1-10) and please tell me why:

Shakira
Tazers
Underwear: boxers, briefs, panties, thongs, bras
Men
Women
Womyn
Baltimore
Deaf drivers
Your Chief
Your spose or GF/BF
Sex as what: passtime, hobby, need, animal desire
Condoms
Your badge
Reports
People
Matrix (movie I &II)

and one other:

The Net

[ 05-09-2003, 11:20 PM: Message edited by: LEO-wanna-be ]

[MikeinMN Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close MikeinMN]

The things people post to this board...

Shakira : 2; talentless, flash-in-the-pan marketing phenom

Tazers : 6; effective, but expensive ranged defensive weapon. Shame they're so heavily regulated where I live.

Underwear: boxers 4, briefs 6, panties 6, thongs 2 (abomination of nature, if you want to floss yer crack, floss yer crack, but do it in private, thanks), bras 3 (generally, but not always, a symbolic and largely unnecessary enslavement of the female body only a step above the corset)

Men :3; the scum of the earth, source of all evil, ignorant, selfish, bipedal pigs

Women : 6, long-suffering, occasionally self-centered people superior to men in most every way

Womyn : 8; enlightened, strong-willed, no-nonsense modern individuals with largely excellent tastes in music and fashion

Baltimore : 5, never been, wouldn't want to be

Deaf drivers : 4

Your Cheif : don't have a cheif; don't have a chief, either

Your spose or GF/BF : 8 attractive, strong-willed individual amazingly willing to put up with my ****...

Sex as what: pas[t]time 6 (enjoyable, but not the be-all and end-all), hobby 2 (that's just sad), need 1 (pure B.S.), animal desire 2 (self-control is underrated)

Condoms : 9; more people should use them more often...

Your badge : don't have a "real" badge;

Reports : 6; like reading 'em, don't like writing 'em

People : 3; on the whole, people suck. Insane1 and I have discussed this, but I continue to feel that while there are intelligent, likable individuals, "people" as a whole, as a race, are an unintelligent, unimaginative, self-centered, short-sighted and selfish race, which I am ashamed to be a part of.

Matrix (movie I &II) : don't watch movies

and one other:

The Net : 3; to quote from my website: "...few people truly think for themselves at all, yet alone rationally, and the greatest communication tool the world has ever known - the internet - is used primarily as a means to perpetrate scams and fraud, view pornography, and maliciously circumnavigate copyright laws."

[Glockarmorer Forum Rookie Find all posts View Profile Close Glockarmorer]

quote:

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Originally posted by MikeinMN:
Womyn : 8; enlightened, strong-willed, no-nonsense modern individuals with largely excellent tastes in music and fashion

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Mike, Overall your answers were extremely eloquent and witty. But you've GOT to be kidding with the one up above.

WOMYN : 0 Fat, hairy-legged, flannel shirt wearing, men's wristwatch sporting, angry, ugly, confused, mullet-haired carpet munchers!

[nickg Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close nickg]

shakira - 10

i never got past this one!!!

[Tprspouse The Wife Find all posts View Profile Close Tprspouse]

Shakira-1 who cares.
Tazers-10 anything that inflicts pain on a criminal is o.k. in my book.
Underwear: To each is own, I give them all a 10 because they are a staple. Thongs-yuck 0. If I wanted to have a wedgie I'd give myself one. Bras-0. Hate them. But for some people who need to wear them, I give them a 10 for NECESSITY.
Men-10 How can you live without a man? I find men better friends than women because you don't listen to the whiney BS and the gossip.
Women-8 Women are too complicated. If they weren't so critical of other women I'd give them a 10.
Womyn-0 Come on...get with it. It's WOMEN. I don't go for the new age crap.
Baltimore-5. I hear it's nice, but I'll stay here thanks.
Deaf drivers-5 Good for them, but could be very dangerous!
Your Cheif-2 I'll toss in my husband's lieutenant. Has no clue and sits behind a desk.
Your spouse or GF/BF-9. Nobody is perfect, but his good qualities outweigh his bad ones.
Sex as what: passtime, hobby, need, animal desire-Sex is overrated so I'll give it PASSTIME.
Condoms-9 They serve a very good purpose, but I don't agree with passing them out to high schoolers.
Your badge-Mine? LOL I am the spouse. But I'll give hubby's badge a 10. He worked very hard for it. We could go without the cows and haystacks though!!!
Reports-n/a doesn't affect me.
People-In general, 5. Because mean people suck. I can't give all people a 10.
Matrix (movie I &II)-Never saw, and who cares.

[Deputy Joe Forum Rookie Find all posts View Profile Close Deputy Joe]

Shakira 3 That tango song was ok.

Tazers I don't know, haven't used it yet.

Underwear: boxers 10, briefs 10, panties, thongs, bras Panties, thongs and bras. I don't wear them so it would be hard for me to rate them.

Men ???

Women 10, the reason men exist.
Womyn -5 Liberals to hell, now!

Baltimore 4 I was there once. The inner harbor is nice, but what comes to mind is the guy playing the 5 gallon pails. He was no Lars Ulrich.

Deaf drivers Why am I rating someone with a disability that is able to do something?

Your Cheif Chief? 10, Chef? 5

Your spose or GF/BF Spouse? 10

Sex as what: passtime, hobby, need, animal desire
Condoms All kind of personal maybe a bit too much for o.com.

Your badge 9 The only 10 I have ever seen is the LAPD badge.

Reports 7
People Depends who it is.
Matrix (movie I &II) ??? Haven't seen either.

[nickg Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close nickg]

QUOTE:
"Shakira 3 That tango song was ok."

she sings too!!!????

[LEO-wanna-be AKA: Gangsta Zero Find all posts View Profile Close LEO-wanna-be]

What about:

your HS english teacher (my Aunt is one)
j***
MP3's
Celine Dion
Florida (was born there)
the future
court-tv
LEO's: when you were a rookie