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  • Drunk gives CPR to dead possum

    http://cbs3.com/topstories/Police.Dr...2.1592202.html



    OOOOHHHHKKKKAAAAYYYYY

  • #2
    Hasn't everyone done that at least once?
    “We don't disagree, you are wrong. Until you have a clue what you are talking about we can't disagree.” - cgh6366

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    • #3
      I guess that's something you don't encounter everyday

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      • #4
        Gezzzzzz,,, ya'all believe everythang...

        he was just a lil hung'ary after a good drunk, a simple bite ta' eat....

        Dummies .....
        Originally posted by mookster
        Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. I agree one hundred percent with ya.
        Originally posted by CityCopDC
        I swear to god you are not human. I know a rogue VI when I see one.
        Originally posted by OfficerDotCom
        I think no one is probably happier than Sully and I that we ARE NOT the same person.(seriously thanking God for that one).
        -Frank




        Old Physicists neva' die, they just hop on a horsey and fly away inta' an infinitely massive black ho ...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by nuthead View Post
          Hasn't everyone done that at least once?
          +1

          Mine was a raccoon carcass... They're much cleaner, you know.

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          • #6
            I personally liked to eat chicken when I was drunk.

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            • #7
              I've seen drunk friends do this with women who look like rotten possum carcasses, but never an actual possum.

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              • #8
                I ran over a possum in my squad this week on the same day I went to the garage for a new tire due to a slow leak. Little did I know, said possum guts were in the tire well and very stinky. Garage dude ran outside and puked. It was priceless.

                Back to original thread . . .

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                • #9
                  Don't knock giving small hairy dead, or alive, animals some good ol' fashioned lip lockin' until you've tried it yourself.
                  Moooooooooooo, I'm a goat

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                  • #10

                    Some people have claimed that possum is the other white meat.


                    The comments above reflect my personal opinion as a private citizen, ordinary motorist and all-around good guy.

                    The aforementioned advice should not be construed to represent any type of professional opinion, legal counsel or other type of instruction with regard to traffic laws, judicial proceedings or official agency policy.

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                    "Ignorance on fire is hotter than knowledge on ice."

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