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God, i hope not. I can only shudder to think how he tried to get out of explaining why he had sex with an animal. And like our President said, his experimentation with pot was to see if he liked it. I hope this poor person did not try to explain how he was just experimenting to see if he liked it.
I can't believe that I am going to participate in this thread, but I just had to contribute...
My parish priest related this story to me and some friends one time.
Our priest, (we'll call him Father Joe) was once assigned to a hospital. One of Fr. Joe's duties was to hear the confessions of people, especially those patients who were about to die.
One night, Fr. Joe was called to the bedside of this older man who was very ill. The old man began telling Fr. Joe his confessions, saying it had been many years since he had been to church or had confession.
The old man went on, and on... But Fr. Joe was thinking to himself, there was nothing new, as he had heard many confessions in his career as a priest. Fr. Joe had heard just about everything that people do in their sins. Or so he thought...
Just then the old man giving his confession started to mumble something imperceptable. Fr. Joe interupted the man, saying "I'm sorry my son, I couldn't hear what you said." The old man mumbled again, and Fr. Joe still couldn't hear him. "I'm very sorry my son, my hearing is not good, I didn't hear you." Still, the old man mumbled quietly. Fr. Joe politely asked, "I still didn't hear you my son, what did you say?"
Suddenly, the old man blurted out in a loud voice, "WITH A COW!!!"
True story
"You know it's really hot when you see some old lady driving her Buick with oven mitts on her hands."
Now with a cow you have to make sure there is a good sturdy stump or something like that close by so that you can do it. The hardest part is getting the cow into position they do not like standing in one spot too much.
Klar
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Originally posted by klar: Now with a cow you have to make sure there is a good sturdy stump or something like that close by so that you can do it. The hardest part is getting the cow into position they do not like standing in one spot too much.
Klar
You guys are really starting to scare me !!! ROFLMAO
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
Originally posted by klar: Now with a cow you have to make sure there is a good sturdy stump or something like that close by so that you can do it. The hardest part is getting the cow into position they do not like standing in one spot too much.
Klar
And I guess you would have to tie it up to something so you wouldn't be saying... Moooove over... moooove back... Rumor has it that cows can be very moooody....
" Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin
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