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  • #16
    Originally posted by Popeye:
    Troy Tyrone Merchant, 34, was charged with indecent exposure and possesion of drug paraphernalia. He remained in the Duval County Jail yeasterday on a $2,500.00 bond.
    Why didn't they charge him with cruelty to animals (or some such thing) in addition to the other charges?

    I see the humor in this but I can't make jokes, I have a little brown dog and I'd hurt the %$#@# if he tried to touch my baby. It would be a long time before he could even think about doing such a thing again ...
    Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

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    • #17
      I felt the same way. I hope someone gives the little animal a good home.

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      • #18
        Too bad he didn't stick it in the front end of the little furry critter, maybe the dog would have bitten "it" off.

        As for sheep, I've been told it ain't too baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddd!!! Just kidding.
        "Why is it that our children cannot read the Bible in school, yet they can in prison?"

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        • #19
          On the plus side, sheep don't get angry when you bang their sister.

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          • #20
            Besides they make velcro lined gloves for use with the sheep. LOL

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            • #21
              Just curious...Gubmentcheez, when are you going to tell everyone how you lure dogs with peanut butter?
              "are you going to bark all day little doggie or are you going to bite"

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              • #22
                "Besides they make velcro lined gloves for use with the sheep"

                That's pretty high tech...... you can just put their back legs in your boots......Did I just say that out loud?

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                • #23
                  What !! No kissing niteshift ??

                  [ 01-14-2002: Message edited by: MacLeod ]
                  Si vis pacem, para bellum

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                  • #24
                    here kitty kitty kitty
                    "REMEMBER, COPS ARE YOUR FRIENDS !!"

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                    • #25
                      On the outskirts of town, we have an auction barn that is in a poverty stricten neighborhood.

                      One day I received a call about a general investigation. When I met the complainant, he told me that his cows have been "acting funny".

                      I didn't know what he meant until he showed me the video tape. He told me that he had to install cameras because he felt that someone was messing around at night when everyone was gone.

                      Then I saw it.... a man would come in every night and do his business with one of them there cows, then he would leave.

                      I took the video and turned it over to the detectives. He was arrested the next day for "Crimes Against Nature", and "Cruelty to Animals".
                      Attitude is a reflection of leadership.

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                      • #26
                        Whats a man say before he shags a sheep??????


                        BaaaaaaaaaaaaaCK that *** up!

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by MacLeod:
                          What !! No kissing niteshift ??

                          [ 01-14-2002: Message edited by: MacLeod ]
                          No, kissing Niteshift is against posting policy. SGT Dave however, is available! They say he likes playing red rover. You know, "Red Rover Red Rover, why don't you come over."

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                          • #28
                            ewwwwwwwwwwwwww...DOG!!??
                            EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...SHEEP??

                            nasty!! man, and i said we hadnt had a porn thread for a while..i didnt ask for THIS!

                            now Mr. Ed is a different story... LMAO j/k!!!
                            "You did what you knew how to do...and when you knew better, you did better." ~~Maya Angelou

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                            • #29
                              This is a very baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad thread!

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                              • #30
                                I didn't need this tonight. I really didn't. I think this must be one of those dirty places on the internet that my mommy and daddy warned me about. Maybe I'd better tell the authorities.....

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