San Francisco Hosts 'Masturbate-A-Thon'

[retired]

Scratchy,

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Originally posted by Scratchy:
Actually, someone on the street I used to live on was recently picked up by the police for being in his yard naked and masturbating with pictures on the ground. Still haven't found out if they'll charge him and if so, for what. The guy is 47 years old - so he should know better.
The saddest part is - I think I know who it is and he has a wife and 2 kids. I hope I'm wrong.

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He should have never had the pictures!

[PeacefulDragon]

If making naked pictures illegal prevented just one public masterbation, it would be worth it!

[Watchman]

Its a good thing it aint illegal to do it in the privacy of your own home. I would have been doing 6 million years in jail by the time I was 16.



[ 05-05-2003, 09:37 PM: Message edited by: Watchman ]

[Spiderman]

I wonder who had the clean-up detail and what the job interview was like. And, what kind of environment was this anyway, a big tile room with a drain in the middle of the floor? Maybe a firehose in the corner? Then the question of "where does that drain lead?" comes to mind. Can anyone think of a better reason to buy bottled water?

[Watchman]

Probably a big "circle jerk".

I can hear it now...

On your mark...
Get set....
GO !

[ateamer]

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Originally posted by Watchman:

On your mark...
Get set....
GO !

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Shouldn't it be: On your mark...
Get set...
Cu-oh never mind...

[ateamer]

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Originally posted by Mitzi1:
Remember, kids could see this.

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They'll all figure it out sooner or later. And any kid who says he doesn't (or didn't) is a liar.

[shooter1201]

Well...this has certainly turned into one big masterdebation....

[Mike Tx]

A guy named shooter....

[156]

LOL!! You people kill me sometimes!

[jellybean40]

This whole thread just rubs me the wrong way!

[ 05-05-2003, 11:32 PM: Message edited by: jellybean40 ]

[Niteshift]

Mike, why am I not surprised that you'd be using my picture?

[n567]

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Originally posted by jellybean40:
This whole thread just rubs me the wrong way!

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And how does one go about rubbing you the right way?..

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Originally posted by Mitzi1:
Remember, kids could see this.

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Let's see, 80% of all males masturbate, and the other 20% lie! 'Cept for me, of course...

[shooter1201]

I wonder what percentage of women do....and lie about it???

This topic has really reached new peaks for this board.

[Mitzi1]

What about LITTLE kids who see it? Are they ready for it? Will they figure it out at age 5? Or will it become a defining moment for them? I hate to think what could be going through those little minds. Oh, Daddy and Mommy are doing it so it's ok for me to copy them? I say people keep their sex lives to themselves. No need to show me their lack of morals.