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  • #16
    I just found an interesting, yet UNRELATED, story.

    Blindness up in San Fran
    Drug Recognition Expert

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    • #17
      Jerk offs.

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      • #18
        I suppose the rest of the year is just training for the "charity event".

        *knock* *knock* *knock*

        Mike, what are you doing in there?

        Leave me alone Mom, I'm...um, training.

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        • #19
          "Training for what son?"

          "You know mom, that thing in California."

          "Oh, that. Well don't get stains on that nice red headed policemans picture again, you hear?"

          "Yes Ma'am."

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          • #20
            The act itself is not disgusting. The fact that there are hardworking and dedicated people out there walking for a cure for cancer, running for the special olympics, standing hours on end in the middle of the street with a boot collecting donations and performing for muscular distrophy is what makes the "masterbating" art of fundraising DISGUSTING.
            "It is easier for a king to have a lie believed than a beggar to spread the truth."---Robert Strecker

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            • #21
              If it's in public, they should be arrested. Remember, kids could see this. It's disgusting.

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              • #22
                Er ... how so? They may not be raising donations for such a lofty cause, but it's not like they're going around punching old ladies in the stomach and robbing them blind, or breaking into homes and upending sofas for whatever loose change they can collect.

                quote:
                If it's in public
                It's not in public, Mitzi.

                [ 05-05-2003, 08:16 PM: Message edited by: CrazyinaJeep ]

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                • #23
                  Ahhh...San Fransico.

                  All the good folks need to get out while they still can...
                  "The American People will never knowingly adopt Socialism. Under the name of "liberalism" they will adopt every segment of the socialist program,until one day America will be a socialist nation without knowing how it happened."

                  Norman Thomas

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                  • #24
                    So, Watchman, if they did this in "God's Country", would the headline the next day read, "Marathoners Suffering from Blindness and Hairy Palms?"

                    [ 05-05-2003, 08:16 PM: Message edited by: CrazyinaJeep ]

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                    • #25
                      Nope...

                      It would probably read...

                      "Jerkoffs arrested for Pounding Puds"
                      "The American People will never knowingly adopt Socialism. Under the name of "liberalism" they will adopt every segment of the socialist program,until one day America will be a socialist nation without knowing how it happened."

                      Norman Thomas

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                      • #26
                        Wow you guys are strict.

                        "Code Red! Code Red! Teenage boy at 123 Green Road is doing the five fingered dance! All units respond!"

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                        • #27
                          NAh..we probably let him off with a warning and tell him to do it in his bedroom as long as he's not doing it while standing amongst the livestock or something...
                          "The American People will never knowingly adopt Socialism. Under the name of "liberalism" they will adopt every segment of the socialist program,until one day America will be a socialist nation without knowing how it happened."

                          Norman Thomas

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                          • #28
                            I bet the sheep must get really annoyed.

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                            • #29
                              I heard that as a young lad Crazy worked a shrimp boat as a baiter. His life long dream was to move up to masterbaiter. [Wink]

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                              • #30
                                Mike, we all know I'm a master at baiting you

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