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    When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?

    Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

    Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

    OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
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    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

    Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

    If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

    Do radioactve cats have 18 half-lives?
    If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?


    • #3
      Oh, sorry...

      I thought this thread was deep thr....

      My bad.
      Education is nothing without experience to back it up.


      • #4
        What's a 'peeve' and why do people want them as pets?

        How many 'once in a lifetime chances' are you allowed?

        What happened to all those girls my mom 'warned me about'?
        "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
        -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division


        • #5
          What did George Washington show when asked for ID, a quarter?


          • #6
            Why does "slim chance" and "fat chance" mean the same thing?

            Why is a close encounter between two moving objects (planes, cars, boats, etc.) called a "near miss." Wouldn't that mean that they almost missed each other, so then they crashed.
            A closed mouth gathers no foot. --Unknown


            • #7
              If you can't wash a wool sweater in the washer machine because it will shrink, why don't sheep in the meadow shrink when it rains?

              How do blind folks know when they are done wiping their butts?

              How does a thermos know? Hot???? Cold????

              How come doctors only "practice" medicine?
              I myself would prefer one who is playing for real.

              When talking to a blind person, why do people tend to talk louder?

              If you apply fat reducing cream to your thighs, wouldn't your hands shrink?

              If you apply bust-increasing cream, wouldn't your hands grow too?

              Why do us men spend our first 9 months of our existence trying like hell to escape where we are and then the enire rest of lives trying to get back in?


              • #8
                Why do they build the shores near the ocean??
                " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin


                • #9
                  "If you can't wash a wool sweater in the washer machine because it will shrink, why don't sheep in the meadow shrink when it rains?"
                  Answer: Lanolin
                  Oh... Oh... I know you di-int!


                  • #10
                    How do the sheep put the lanolin on?


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