Ok I just have to ask a question about vehicle stops

[willbird]

Have you ever pulled a guy, or gal over, and had them roll down the window and realize they just cut a killer peel paint nuclear fart ?

Bill

[grog18b]

No... But I have stopped people that didn't know what a shower was for.

[nonickname69]

No, can't say that's happened but I have come across people who think their car is a trash dumpster.

[damode1985]

Nope, i had one fart while sitting in the back cage of the patrol vehicle.

Out of courtesy i usually put up all windows and turn on the air conditioner to the coldest so they can get some air back there.

Let me tell you, that guy had a long, hot, sweaty, stanky *** ride to jail after he dropped a nuclear bomb in my car.

[Madball]

the farts are usually not the worst smell to come out of them

[CruiserClass]

No, always been the opposite. I stopped to assist a disabled motorist (read: lend him a tool and stand there as he tightened his lug nuts) and realized that while his head was about level with my back blast area I really needed to free the breeze. Lucky for him I have buns of steel and he was almost done.

[grog18b]

on a similar note as damode, I usually fart while taking arrestees to jail and blame it on them....and yes, i roll the windows up

That's what they make window locks, and provide the only control to the driver.

[KapsFB]

Reverse the scene. Someone walks up to your parked/standing cruiser to ask a stupid question just a nano second after you let go with Hurricane Katrina. Now that's entertainment.

I'm a giver.

[damode1985]

Yea, why is it when you fart, someone walks up to you to ask you a question.

You try so hard to place yourself in a tactical position and wait for the perfect time when noone is around.............RIIIIPPPP.........then you hear, "Hi, i hope your not busy, i got a question".........

[mikeymedic]

Nope, had a guy SH** his pants in my cruiser once. Made him come back the next day and clean my back seat.

[mdrdep]

nope, had a burglary suspect crud his drawers when my partner and I caught him though. Partner claimed it was my D.I. voice that made him do it, I blamed his 6-07 280 lb darker than the midnight sky ***.

It was actually pretty funny looking back on it. The two of us arguing over who made him poop his pants while we had him proned out and were hooking him up. Assisting units on scene had to spread the story around and we got crud for it for quite a while.

[crazynova]

No... But I have stopped people that didn't know what a shower was for.

I have them come into my station fairly often. It seems like the smell is magnified through my 6X2" hole in the glass.

[willbird]

The question was prompted by a quiet rip I released at walmart, stealth is a plus, as well as timing, in this case both were perfect, the best time to deploy it is right as your leaving with your stuff, then the others in line are trapped.

As to bing stopped, I imagined ripping one in what you thought was privacy, then getting lit up right as the bomb fully deployed :-).

Bill