The Courthouse Masterbator, LOL!...

[creolecop]

Let me say this guy is from a place called Krotz Springs, La AKA Krotch Springs. This town is only about 1500 - 2000 people and it's LOADED with incest. Incest and sexual related crimes account for well over half of all major crime in this little town. Both Men and Women.

http://www.klfy.com/Global/story.asp?S=11323239

[IEA Applicant]

He even has a smile in his booking photo. This is way too funny.

[StainlessSteve]

LOL, I just had to..........DUDE!!!

[LaPlaca]

Ive heard of better ways to plead insanity...but Im quite sure no one doubted this dude.

[JPSO Recruit]

I thought I told my brother to quit it, dammit.

[Southflaguy]

Note to self: If or when I'm in court don't shake hands w/ anyone...

[jcioccke]

Reminds of Full Metal Jacket lol

[jcioccke]

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Private Cowboy: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.
Private Joker: What was the matter with him?
Private Cowboy: He was jerkin' off ten times a day.
Private Eightball: No shi*. At least ten times a day.
Private Cowboy: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy fu**er starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.

[ISPY4U2]

[L-1]

It's a shame something like this has to happen to a man who otherwise appears to have a good grip on things.

[JasperST]

What a cocky guy.

[equinox137]

Well.........he got off before he got off.

[TwistLockSSD]

Reminds of Full Metal Jacket lol

Hahahah just what I was thinkin...

"Instant Section Eight"

[reils49]

NOTE TO SELF: Don't play pocket pool in court.

[mikeymedic]

Good job for him.