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  • What is your superpower??

    I was at the local comedy club a few weeks ago and a couple of the comics talked about their superpower. What is your superpower?

    I think mine would be my ability to fall asleep at any time and in any place. I even learned to fall asleep standing up when I worked at the casino.
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  • #2
    I'm sorry, I can't reveal my superpower here. It might get you excited. LOL

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    • #3
      Mine is a very long attention span.

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      • #4
        The ability to look at someone who is annoying and completely tune them out. So much so that I couldn't tell you one word they said. This is what I do with my kids when they are whiny.
        "It is easier for a king to have a lie believed than a beggar to spread the truth."---Robert Strecker

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        • #5
          I have the ability to see a problem in a completly unique way, and solve it without too much problemo.

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          • #6
            I have the ability to go home after a long shift
            and still tell myself i made a difference.....Oh and the lightning bolts i can shoot out of my fingers to temporarily stun my adversaries,but thats a secret [Wink]
            " Always a pleasure..........Never a chore"

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            • #7
              quote:
              Originally posted by Mitzi1:
              Mine is a very long attention span.

              Oh how I envy you!! Mine is about 2 minutes long and then I'm daydreaming and wishing I were somewhere else. You sound like you're a very patient lady, Mitzi.

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              • #8
                Stunning good looks!

                No, no, not really...
                Nobody ever wants to have to fight, but its a darn good idea for someone to know how.

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                • #9
                  I ve the ability to stay calm and focused, no matter what.

                  I also have the special ability to misspell the easiest of words without even thinking !

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                  • #10
                    Ditto to what 156 and J-WS6 said.
                    "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
                    -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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                    • #11
                      I am an ordained Grand High Poobah in the Holy and Irreverent Order of Sarcastic Smurfs. Really.

                      I'm also good at making people laugh; how ironic, that.
                      Sarcasm: Just another valuable service I provide.

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                      • #12
                        I've got a bit of the Yoda gene in me.
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                        Talk like this I can. Afraid people are. Run they away!!!
                        There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.

                        Steven Wright

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                        • #13
                          My wife is always saying I am just like my father, never wrong. It is so nice for her to compliment me like that.

                          [ 05-03-2003, 10:25 PM: Message edited by: THE BRONZE ]

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                          • #14
                            quote:
                            Originally posted by Tprspouse:
                            The ability to look at someone who is annoying and completely tune them out.

                            Thats also a great male thing, except they don't have to be annoying.......especially during the sport season.......usually year round.

                            [ 05-03-2003, 10:31 PM: Message edited by: wonderwoman ]

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                            • #15
                              I have the abilty to turn myself into a potato........a couch potato !!

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