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  • You think you've had a slow day on patrol? You ain't seen nothing.

    At least you don't work here.

    The only activity to report: Burglary of a half-gallon ice cream container.

    Yikes.

    Click the link to see it on the county's website. I swear I'm not making it up.

    From: http://www.storycounty.com/index.asp...,6,1,Documents

    Daily News Release
    Activities:

    On 10/20/09 Gary Gordon of Nevada, IA reported a burglary. Gordon indicated an unknown party entered his residence and took a half gallon of ice cream from the freezer. The loss was estimated at $5.00. Investigation is continuing.
    I know I share some stupid crap on here, but seriously, wtf?

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    Investigation is continuing

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    • #3
      This ranks up there with a story my friend told me about people breaking into his dads old house, and only eating the Chinese food.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Taylor13 View Post
        This ranks up there with a story my friend told me about people breaking into his dads old house, and only eating the Chinese food.
        Would've gone bad if they left in there...come on!
        "Inside me is something that is too stupid to quit. I don't know where it comes from or why it is, but it is there and always has been."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by marcusindc View Post
          At least you don't work here.

          The only activity to report: Burglary of a half-gallon ice cream container.
          I've had slower nights...
          All Gave Some - Some Gave All

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          • #6
            Story County seems to be in need of some stories.

            I bet you could find some counties even in California where there are no arrests and no crime reports on some days.
            Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. -- Aldous Huxley
            Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. -- Albert Einstein

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            • #7
              Originally posted by DAL View Post
              Story County seems to be in need of some stories.

              I bet you could find some counties even in California where there are no arrests and no crime reports on some days.
              I might add that Story County is the jurdiction of Iowa State University

              That must have been an unusually slow night.

              Originally posted by mikeymedic View Post
              People watch too much TV to call the cops for something like that. Probably wanted CSI out there.
              It's a largely rural county............ I guess it really doesn't matter what was stolen--the burglary report was valid.
              Last edited by Iowa #1603; 10-24-2009, 04:40 AM.
              Since some people need to be told by notes in crayon .......Don't PM me with without prior permission. If you can't discuss the situation in the open forum ----it must not be that important

              My new word for the day is FOCUS, when someone irritates you tell them to FOCUS

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Taylor13 View Post
                This ranks up there with a story my friend told me about people breaking into his dads old house, and only eating the Chinese food.
                Did they break in again two hours later?
                I miss you, Dave.
                http://www.odmp.org/officer/20669-of...david-s.-moore

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                • #9
                  People watch too much TV to call the cops for something like that. Probably wanted CSI out there.

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                  • #10
                    i would consider that an action packed night. i been on the job for 2 months, the closest iv come to an arrest was kicking a homeless guy off federal property....

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by CruiserClass View Post
                      Did they break in again two hours later?
                      I don't remember the rest of the story, there might not have been one. All I know is someone(or more) broke into this guys house, and only ate his Chinese food.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by CruiserClass View Post
                        Did they break in again two hours later?
                        Originally posted by Taylor13 View Post
                        I don't remember the rest of the story, there might not have been one. All I know is someone(or more) broke into this guys house, and only ate his Chinese food.
                        Cruiser,it obviously went over the youngsters head,but I thought it was funny as hell.
                        Sleeping Giant. They're not fat and happy anymore. They are hungry and increasingly angry. That is not a good recipe for a "Puppies and Rainbows America".

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by marcusindc View Post
                          At least you don't work here.

                          The only activity to report: Burglary of a half-gallon ice cream container.

                          Yikes.

                          Click the link to see it on the county's website. I swear I'm not making it up.

                          From: http://www.storycounty.com/index.asp...,6,1,Documents



                          I know I share some stupid crap on here, but seriously, wtf?

                          Code 11

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                          • #14
                            Having worked on an island with mostly tourists in the summer, I have literally been an entire month w/out a call for service in the dead of winter. One can become extremely inventive while passing twelve hours of time. On the plus side, when you did have a crime, it got the UPMOST attention
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                            I don't agree with your opinion, but I respect its straightforwardness in terms of wrongness.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Code Seven
                              So which is the slower area?

                              1. The county with one report of an ice cream burglary, or

                              2. The jurisdiction with the officer looking online for slow areas

                              It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

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