You think you've had a slow day on patrol? You ain't seen nothing.

[marcusindc]

At least you don't work here.

The only activity to report: Burglary of a half-gallon ice cream container.

Yikes.

Click the link to see it on the county's website. I swear I'm not making it up.

From: http://www.storycounty.com/index.asp...,6,1,Documents

Daily News Release
Activities:

On 10/20/09 Gary Gordon of Nevada, IA reported a burglary. Gordon indicated an unknown party entered his residence and took a half gallon of ice cream from the freezer. The loss was estimated at $5.00. Investigation is continuing.

I know I share some stupid crap on here, but seriously, wtf?

[Futurelaw89]

Investigation is continuing

[Taylor13]

This ranks up there with a story my friend told me about people breaking into his dads old house, and only eating the Chinese food.

[JingleHeimrJify]

This ranks up there with a story my friend told me about people breaking into his dads old house, and only eating the Chinese food.

Would've gone bad if they left in there...come on!

[Resq14]

At least you don't work here.

The only activity to report: Burglary of a half-gallon ice cream container.

I've had slower nights...

[DAL]

Story County seems to be in need of some stories.

I bet you could find some counties even in California where there are no arrests and no crime reports on some days.

[Iowa #1603]

Story County seems to be in need of some stories.

I bet you could find some counties even in California where there are no arrests and no crime reports on some days.

I might add that Story County is the jurdiction of Iowa State University

That must have been an unusually slow night.

People watch too much TV to call the cops for something like that. Probably wanted CSI out there.

It's a largely rural county............ I guess it really doesn't matter what was stolen--the burglary report was valid.

[CruiserClass]

This ranks up there with a story my friend told me about people breaking into his dads old house, and only eating the Chinese food.

Did they break in again two hours later?

[mikeymedic]

People watch too much TV to call the cops for something like that. Probably wanted CSI out there.

[psycho1000r]

i would consider that an action packed night. i been on the job for 2 months, the closest iv come to an arrest was kicking a homeless guy off federal property....

[Taylor13]

Did they break in again two hours later?

I don't remember the rest of the story, there might not have been one. All I know is someone(or more) broke into this guys house, and only ate his Chinese food.

[mavriktu]

Did they break in again two hours later?

I don't remember the rest of the story, there might not have been one. All I know is someone(or more) broke into this guys house, and only ate his Chinese food.

Cruiser,it obviously went over the youngsters head,but I thought it was funny as hell.

[NextGenOfc]

At least you don't work here.

The only activity to report: Burglary of a half-gallon ice cream container.

Yikes.

Click the link to see it on the county's website. I swear I'm not making it up.

From: http://www.storycounty.com/index.asp...,6,1,Documents



I know I share some stupid crap on here, but seriously, wtf?

Code 11

[Smurfette_76]

Having worked on an island with mostly tourists in the summer, I have literally been an entire month w/out a call for service in the dead of winter. One can become extremely inventive while passing twelve hours of time. On the plus side, when you did have a crime, it got the UPMOST attention

[DACP]

So which is the slower area?

1. The county with one report of an ice cream burglary, or

2. The jurisdiction with the officer looking online for slow areas