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  • Kieth M.
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    I can't, shouldn't, and won't give the details, but this thread reminds me of a time when two opossums decided to make 'whoopie' in my back yard, back in CA. I swear it was the most intense physical display by two critters I had ever seen. If human porn actors and actresses tried to duplicate their efforts, OSHA would probably step in to stop it because someone might need mouthguards, protective padding and Kevlar helmets.

    I hadn't smoked in 20 years, but felt the need to light up once they had finished.

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  • Maddogg123
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    Originally posted by DaLAW View Post
    I can't get past the image of a person on a ride-along with a police-officer...just deciding to "JUMP" out of the car and violently kill an animal...and then somehow think it would be perfectly acceptable to stroll back to the car as if it was nothing out of the ordinary. Lmao, that's classic...
    Wouldn't be a problem here, I would have laughed and then shaken his hand. Possum's are a problem here and have no redemptive value whatsoever.

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  • Maddogg123
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    Originally posted by CruiserClass View Post
    If I was the guys defense attorney I would have made the argument that the possum wasn't really dead if the prosecution couldn't produce the corpse or a death certificate. After all, aren't possums notorious liars about being dead?
    Now that is hilarious.

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  • az4code23
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    Originally posted by velobard View Post
    That's it, this guy just needs to go get a pet possum.
    Yep..

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  • Smurfette_76
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    Originally posted by CruiserClass View Post
    If I was the guys defense attorney I would have made the argument that the possum wasn't really dead if the prosecution couldn't produce the corpse or a death certificate. After all, aren't possums notorious liars about being dead?

    bwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  • jcioccke
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    Will this disqualify me?

    I'm waiting to see that in the next year or two in Ask a Cop.

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  • Till
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    You can always distinguish who's from where by whether they say "possum" or "opossum".

    Around here, we have possums.

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  • JasperST
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    You don't make possum pie unless you're gonna eat it.

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  • DAL
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    Did he take the carcass and eat it, too?

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  • velobard
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    Originally posted by az4code23 View Post
    I felt resentment for a long time when two wild dogs came to my farm and killed my pig. For a long time, I did not like dogs, couldn't stand them. However, I decided to buy a small dog and didn't feel that way anymore. However, I still have resentment over the two wild dogs.
    That's it, this guy just needs to go get a pet possum.

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  • jcioccke
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    This post is still funny to me. I keep reading it. lol
    I'm going to fail the Psych exam

    I just picture that Officer's face, He must have been thinking WTF?
    Then bringing his ride-along back, and booking him. That guy will probably be immortal in the Department.

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  • az4code23
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    I felt resentment for a long time when two wild dogs came to my farm and killed my pig. For a long time, I did not like dogs, couldn't stand them. However, I decided to buy a small dog and didn't feel that way anymore. However, I still have resentment over the two wild dogs.

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  • willbird
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    Originally posted by DaLAW View Post
    I can't get past the image of a person on a ride-along with a police-officer...just deciding to "JUMP" out of the car and violently kill an animal...and then somehow think it would be perfectly acceptable to stroll back to the car as if it was nothing out of the ordinary. Lmao, that's classic...
    I was picturing the police car swerving to hit the possum and not getting it, or only winging it, and the guy then jumping out to finish it off.

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  • jcioccke
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    I say I say your doing it all wrong boy, that aint no way to kill a possum. LOL

    For the younger generation that was Foghorn, Leghorn from Loony Tunes.

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  • pulicords
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    Fresher "grub" than roadkill? Sounds like an ideal candidate.

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