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  • #31
    Originally posted by CruiserClass View Post
    If I was the guys defense attorney I would have made the argument that the possum wasn't really dead if the prosecution couldn't produce the corpse or a death certificate. After all, aren't possums notorious liars about being dead?

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    I don't agree with your opinion, but I respect its straightforwardness in terms of wrongness.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by velobard View Post
      That's it, this guy just needs to go get a pet possum.
      Yep..

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      • #33
        Originally posted by CruiserClass View Post
        If I was the guys defense attorney I would have made the argument that the possum wasn't really dead if the prosecution couldn't produce the corpse or a death certificate. After all, aren't possums notorious liars about being dead?
        Now that is hilarious.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by DaLAW View Post
          I can't get past the image of a person on a ride-along with a police-officer...just deciding to "JUMP" out of the car and violently kill an animal...and then somehow think it would be perfectly acceptable to stroll back to the car as if it was nothing out of the ordinary. Lmao, that's classic...
          Wouldn't be a problem here, I would have laughed and then shaken his hand. Possum's are a problem here and have no redemptive value whatsoever.

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          • #35
            I can't, shouldn't, and won't give the details, but this thread reminds me of a time when two opossums decided to make 'whoopie' in my back yard, back in CA. I swear it was the most intense physical display by two critters I had ever seen. If human porn actors and actresses tried to duplicate their efforts, OSHA would probably step in to stop it because someone might need mouthguards, protective padding and Kevlar helmets.

            I hadn't smoked in 20 years, but felt the need to light up once they had finished.
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