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    I happened to come across a business card I picked up at the SHOT Show. It was a card for Southern Bloomer Manufacturing Company, in Bristol, TN.

    Along the bottom of the card, it reads:

    "MANUFACTURERS OF QUALITY PANTIES & THE FINEST IN GUN CLEANING PATCHES"

    [Eek!]

    I have to say that's probably the most unique corporate motto I'VE ever seen.

    Know any that can beat it?
    Caution and worry never accomplished anything.

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    This won't beat it......... and it's not true (urban legend), but still funny to me:

    French's Mustard: The only thing we have in common with the French is that we're both yellow.

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    • #3
      Notice to drunks in a cop bar: "Did you come here to cop a feel or feel a cop?"

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        The Weapons loaders in my Squadron have a big banner over their door that says
        "We specialize in Urban Re-development and landscaping."

        I guess you could call A-10's that.

        Will Coy
        "It's a thankless job but I have a lot of Karma to burn off."

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        • #5
          I don't know the name of the store but it was on the back of a truck I was following. It was an ad for a baby store..."Prices are born here and raised elsewhere."

          I also enjoy the billboard that I pass on a regular basis that says "Dreaming of garage doors? Get professional help."

          It's probably a bad sign that I can't remember either of the companies names but for some reason they struck me as funny
          "They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program" ~George W. Bush, November 2, 2000

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            Last edited by 156; 12-18-2003, 09:30 PM.

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            • #7
              Probably because you thought of it. He'd have thought it was funny if he'd had a hand in it....

              I'd give it a 'thumbs up'..... [Wink]
              If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

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              • #8
                My favorite slogan is:
                "Can't get enough of those..."
                Its what's written above the words Post Golden Crisp.
                Why do I like that slogan........Go buy a box of Golden Crisp or kelloggs Honey Smacks. Pour it in a bowl. Pick up a few with your fingers and stare at the bottom of the individual piece(not the round top half, but the other side.) If you are..."sick minded" you'll know what i'm saying [Wink]

                PM me for the answer if you still don't get it! [Wink]

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