Great corporate mottos

[kirch]

I happened to come across a business card I picked up at the SHOT Show. It was a card for Southern Bloomer Manufacturing Company, in Bristol, TN.

Along the bottom of the card, it reads:

"MANUFACTURERS OF QUALITY PANTIES & THE FINEST IN GUN CLEANING PATCHES"



I have to say that's probably the most unique corporate motto I'VE ever seen.

Know any that can beat it?

[Niteshift]

This won't beat it......... and it's not true (urban legend), but still funny to me:

French's Mustard: The only thing we have in common with the French is that we're both yellow.

[Mike Tx]

Notice to drunks in a cop bar: "Did you come here to cop a feel or feel a cop?"

[Hemtt]

The Weapons loaders in my Squadron have a big banner over their door that says
"We specialize in Urban Re-development and landscaping."

I guess you could call A-10's that.

Will Coy

[goodgirl]

I don't know the name of the store but it was on the back of a truck I was following. It was an ad for a baby store..."Prices are born here and raised elsewhere."

I also enjoy the billboard that I pass on a regular basis that says "Dreaming of garage doors? Get professional help."

It's probably a bad sign that I can't remember either of the companies names but for some reason they struck me as funny

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[Sharky]

Probably because you thought of it. He'd have thought it was funny if he'd had a hand in it....

I'd give it a 'thumbs up'.....

[MK219]

My favorite slogan is:
"Can't get enough of those..."
Its what's written above the words Post Golden Crisp.
Why do I like that slogan........Go buy a box of Golden Crisp or kelloggs Honey Smacks. Pour it in a bowl. Pick up a few with your fingers and stare at the bottom of the individual piece(not the round top half, but the other side.) If you are..."sick minded" you'll know what i'm saying

PM me for the answer if you still don't get it!