"Ex-con sought out car to steal"

[Till]

When he gets out, lets give him the right to vote!

Hey, every thug needs a bleeding heart!

[TXCountySheriff]

BAHAHA, because obviously no one was hurt by him stealing a truck

Exactly! LMAO!!!

[Looker]

When he gets out, lets give him the right to vote!

[RR_Security]

"Bucksport man hit 90 mph in chase"
Does anyone else see something really wrong in the following paragraphs?
Hanson served 20 years in prison in Vermont for the 1985 murder of a female acquaintance, according to a report published Wednesday in the Bangor Daily News. Before the murder, he spent six years in a Vermont state hospital after pleading not guilty by reason of insanity to the 1964 killing of his wife.

In May 2005, he took a 2003 GMC pickup truck from the 2nd Chance Ranch in Charleston, where he had been staying since his release from prison in Vermont six days earlier. He was sentenced to five years in prison on charges stemming from that theft and was released from Downeast Correctional Facility in Bucks Harbor on Aug. 5.
Hmm, May 2005; five year sentence; August 2009. I may be math-impaired, but even I know that does not compute.

Preliminary diagnosis: Institutional Man.