Share your funny cop stories

[IrishJoe]

I was trying to politely get an animal lover to leave a wounded deer, and told her that "I needed to put it down". She then asked me; "you have some to do that with?"

[mikeymedic]

I had a guy pee his pants last week when I was conducting roadsides. Well, long story short he was DK, and with pee all over him, i decided to put him in the back of my Sergeants car for transport to the PD for processing and breath test. Had my Sergeant thinking for a week that the guy peed in the back of his car.

[az4code23]

Anyone had any funny cop moments and would like to share. Any funny stories of calls, or just good times on duty. Just looking for good LE laugh that's all.