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  • #76
    I have personally arrested a Yofrina, a Monika and even a Paprika. But my all time favorite defendant was a young man named Dogass. When he identified himself in court we thought he was saying Douglas and the judge called him Douglas. He stopped the judge and said "My names ain't Douglas, it's DOG ***!" My momma said that I looked like a dogs *** when i was born so thats what she named me.
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    • #77
      Originally posted by libobg View Post
      I have personally arrested a Yofrina, a Monika and even a Paprika. But my all time favorite defendant was a young man named Dogass. When he identified himself in court we thought he was saying Douglas and the judge called him Douglas. He stopped the judge and said "My names ain't Douglas, it's DOG ***!" My momma said that I looked like a dogs *** when i was born so thats what she named me.
      Woahh haha

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      • #78
        No wonder he wound up in the criminal justice system
        Today's Quote:

        "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
        Albert Einstein

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        • #79
          We have a deputy on my dept named Dep. Trani we also have a Deputy Sheriff Sharif
          Today's Quote:

          "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
          Albert Einstein

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          • #80
            Originally posted by libobg View Post
            I have personally arrested a Yofrina, a Monika and even a Paprika. But my all time favorite defendant was a young man named Dogass. When he identified himself in court we thought he was saying Douglas and the judge called him Douglas. He stopped the judge and said "My names ain't Douglas, it's DOG ***!" My momma said that I looked like a dogs *** when i was born so thats what she named me.
            Too bad you couldn't arrest the mother on child abuse or accessory before the fact for whatever brought him to the court.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by libobg View Post
              I have personally arrested a Yofrina, a Monika and even a Paprika. But my all time favorite defendant was a young man named Dogass. When he identified himself in court we thought he was saying Douglas and the judge called him Douglas. He stopped the judge and said "My names ain't Douglas, it's DOG ***!" My momma said that I looked like a dogs *** when i was born so thats what she named me.
              Judge: You're free to go son, you've been punished enough!

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              • #82
                Years ago I worked for a cell phone company doing customer service in their call center.

                Two that I still remember were "Harry Wong" and "Richard Head". The first guy sounded like he was from China, he pronounced it as "Hawwy Woong", the second guy I was thinking "Richard Head... Dick Head, are you serious?"

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                • #83
                  I prosecuted a guy named Innocente Santi for multiple counts of pimping, pandering, child porn and contibuting to the delinquency of minors (namely, his 6, 7 and 9 year old sisters). He was neither "Innocente" nor a "Santi"

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                  • #84
                    Nolo, youre the best prosecutrix on this BBS. Your posts are always funny or knowledgeable

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                    • #85
                      Thanks! I really appreciate that.

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Ceridwen View Post
                        Nolo, youre the best prosecutrix on this BBS. Your posts are always funny or knowledgeable
                        Yea... she knows her stuff... I have much respect for her.... I can only imagine the crap she deals with every day and she always seems to have a good head on her shoulders....

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                        • #87
                          I am so flattered-- thanks jannino!

                          If you think I have a good head on my shoulders, you should see the head on my pint of Guinness

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                          • #88
                            Well my mom was a secretary at an inner city Philadelphia school for 10 years before going to a decent school. Some of the names I remember:

                            Virgin LaBoy-- Was a girl

                            Jesus De Christopher
                            I don't answer recruitment messages....

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                            • #89
                              Im not reading through the 4 pages so if this has been posted, oh well

                              From Fox News;
                              Alistair WANKLIN
                              I got nothing for now

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                              • #90
                                ran a tag one time came back to vaginetta. saw a guy in jail named mactarvelious...heard of a guy name nonsmoking and of course i heard of the orangello and lemonjello

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