Well.... our jobs would be more fun if we can do this.....
Cop shoots man in testicles and gets reward
Forget community policing, DARE, and all those other touchy feely programs.....
With the "Ball Busting Task Force"... the crime rate will drop to zero and cops would be working harder knowing they will get extra pay for each "ball" they bust....
Y'all wanted the answer to rising crime? Well.. here it is.... doubt we'll have the 'balls' to implement a program like this.

[ 05-30-2002: Message edited by: occiferdave ]
Cop shoots man in testicles and gets reward
Forget community policing, DARE, and all those other touchy feely programs.....
With the "Ball Busting Task Force"... the crime rate will drop to zero and cops would be working harder knowing they will get extra pay for each "ball" they bust....
Y'all wanted the answer to rising crime? Well.. here it is.... doubt we'll have the 'balls' to implement a program like this.

[ 05-30-2002: Message edited by: occiferdave ]
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