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    One 11yo child. Male. Guaranteed to get on your nerves. Claims boredom with nothing to do all day. Isn't happy unless he's fighting with his older brother. Mouth moves constantly and a headache is a sure thing. For better description or picture of item, look in dictionary under DEMON.

    Can you tell my son is under my skin today? Anyone else having one of these days?

  • #2
    kk it's against all kinds of laws to sell your kids! [Eek!] For Shame, For Shame!

    Seriously darlin' enjoy the little buggers while you have 'em. They'll be gone WAAAYYY to soon! [Frown]
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    • #3
      KK, Im babysitting a 1 yr old and getting his 6 year old brother off to school etc, as well as working shifts, while wee wifey is at teaching practice for 4 weeks.
      A bit of a balancing act but as they say, men can do anything. Almost.
      I can assure you I will be having several of "those days" over the next 4 months. lol.


      • #4
        Since its against the law to sell kids' I'll trade my two daughters for your two sons 3yrs & 7 yrs. The youngest likes to beat up the oldest . the oldest loves to tell on the youngest
        Love them both, but I'm glad school starts tuesday!

        [ 08-26-2002, 12:03 AM: Message edited by: Mortal Knight ]


        • #5
          10 minutes of pleasure, 20 years of pain...

          I love my little dog...
          People have more fun than anybody.


          • #6
            Wait, I'll see ya those to girls with One husband, one son and a male Yorkie...AND, if you take me up on this offer with the next thirty minutes I'll throw in a white cat, absolutely free, no obligations, Risk free! Act Now!


            • #7
              Well Katy,
              I have soooo been there. Just remember to breathe in and out and repeat 100 times...I love my children, I love my children, I love my works...once in a blue moon.

              My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.


              • #8
                Originally posted by Mitzi:
                Wait, I'll see ya those to girls with One husband, one son and a male Yorkie...AND, if you take me up on this offer with the next thirty minutes I'll throw in a white cat, absolutely free, no obligations, Risk free! Act Now!

                Keep the husband, (I'm a guy) but throw in a case a Power Sobe and you have a deal. The girls would love living closer to Disney.


                • #9
                  katey if you need a brake drive out here to Iowa and drop of the little demon er I mean child and then come get him in about two weeks and I really think he will be a much nicer person for awhile. LOL And you can then always threaten him with "you want to go back to Iowa?" LOL

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                  • #10
                    "Love them both, but I'm glad school starts tuesday!"


                    YOU AINT KIDDIN!
                    Oh... Oh... I know you di-int!


                    • #11
                      I'll take him!!! He's my little darlin'

                      Don't you yell at that adorable kid! As usual, I'll stick up for him. His brother made him do it.. or ummmm, you don't know the whole story.. it was an accident. He's so cute!!!
                      Chaos, panic and work here is done!


                      • #12

                        You know he loves you and would have a blast in NY. His bags are packed and he'll be on his way tonight. Now both Mikey and Bootsie can drive you insane.


                        • #13
                          ....and the category is...."Euphemisms"

                          Now here's the clue: "Ten Minutes of Pleasure".

                          ...I know this one, Alex, just heard it at O.Com. What do they call sex in North Carolina?

                          That's correct for $500, Dino! Now pick another category.

                          I'll take "Good ol' Boys" for $100, Alex.

                          Here's your clue: "Madder'n a sumbitch"

                          Uhhhh....Who's Sgt. Dave?

                          Correct again.....but it looks like we're out of time for today. We'll see you all again tomorrow....and Dino, you're still in the lead.

                          [ 08-26-2002, 01:40 PM: Message edited by: Dinosaur ]


                          • #14
                            10 minutes of pleasure...a lifetime of love. I have worked many jobs in my life but raising y son was the hardest. He asked me one, "Mom, if you had it to do over again, would I be here?" Now, does he think I'm going to say NO?
                            Being a parent is hard but looking at those brown eyes makes me smile many times everyday. We know why God gave us only one when we wanted 3. He has been very high maintainence because of his illness.
                            But God gives people like David to parents who can handle it. It isn't easy but we do.


                            • #15
                              Wanna swap for a 9wk old german shepherd puppy?
                              whines constantly
                              wakes every hour
                              not housetrained

                              sound familiar lol
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