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    From: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...5091doll1.html
    Smoking Gun
    Blow-up Doll Party

    Floridian nabbed for public ménage a trois with plastic partners

    FEBRUARY 5--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Evidence photos (seen below and here) showing Bartusek's inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Cape Coral Police Department. According to a police report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated sexual activity." He was also spotted "aggressively" kissing the dolls. When confronted by police, Bartusek said that he was headed to Target to "get some clothes for his dolls." Bartusek, charged with breach of peace, was wearing shorts with a three-inch opening "in the crotch area." Of course, he "had no underwear on under the shorts," noted police. Bartusek is pictured at right in a Lee County Sheriff's Office mug shot. (4 pages)



    I dunno about you guys, but I've got this sudden urge for a Reese's!

  • #2
    hahahahahahhaha

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    • #3
      If there was ever a time to put latex gloves on when handling evidence. . .

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      • #4
        "parked directly in front of a Publix store"

        Maybe he thought it was a Pubix store.
        Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. -- Aldous Huxley
        Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. -- Albert Einstein

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        • #5
          FEBRUARY 5--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot.


          My blow up dolls don't get along that well. They get jealous!
          "a band is blowing Dixie double four time You feel alright when you hear the music ring"


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          • #6
            Dang. People are wierd.
            John 3:16

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            • #7
              I wonder what the odds are that he's been self medicating.

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              • #8
                Can you self medicate on Reese's Peanut Butter Cups?

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                • #9
                  wahahaha


                  man thats nasty
                  "Friendly Fire, isn't"

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                  • #10
                    What's in the hands of the blow up doll in the back seat?

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                    • #11
                      LMAO! That is great.

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                      • #12
                        That's sick, some people have no shame...

                        Here's the mug shot of the guy...

                        http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29037129/
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Southflaguy View Post
                          That's sick, some people have no shame...

                          Here's the mug shot of the guy...

                          http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29037129/
                          It's a stretch, but I think he looks a little bit like "Doc" from "Back 2 the Future"
                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkcX_5hZN6U



                          http://www.killology.com/sheep_dog.htm

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                          • #14
                            I always wondered how people 'got off' on those dolls. They don't even look remotely human. Maybe that's the point..

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                            • #15
                              I guess when they can't get anything else they turn to rubber. Although it is still pretty sick.

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