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  • #121
    It is said that a single tear from Chuck Norris can cure every disease known to man..... Too bad he has never cried.
    Saving the world,one funeral escort at a time....

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      • #122
        Chuck Norris would whip David AND Goliath...
        "The wicked flee when no man pursueth
        but the righteous are bold as a lion"
        Proverbs 28:1, inscription beneath NLEOM lion.sigpic

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          • #123
            Originally posted by Highwaylaw
            Chuck Norris would whip David AND Goliath...
            Well you do know that the original name of the Bible was "Chuck Norris & Friends"...right?
            Saving the world,one funeral escort at a time....

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              • #124
                Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack because his heart isn't dumb enough to attack Chuck Norris.

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                  • #125
                    Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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                      • #126
                        Originally posted by gonzo1510
                        Well you do know that the original name of the Bible was "Chuck Norris & Friends"...right?
                        !!!
                        "The wicked flee when no man pursueth
                        but the righteous are bold as a lion"
                        Proverbs 28:1, inscription beneath NLEOM lion.sigpic

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                          • #127
                            Yea though I walk through a valley full of Ninja, I shall fear no Knife Blade. Thy foot and thy fist they terrify me...

                            The 23rd Pain, the Book of Norris.

                            just for the record all the books in the Book of Norris are titled Pain
                            BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!! The other white meat.

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                              • #128
                                On a good day, God thinks he's Chuck Norris.

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                                  • #129
                                    It is said that Chuck Norris's fart smell like roses...
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                                      • #130
                                        Chuck Norris once jumped on a trampoline and landed on the moon.

                                        I made that one up.

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                                          • #131
                                            In reference to the video I like when Steven Segal gently escorts the gentlemen into the c pillar of the transport vehicle.

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                                              • #132
                                                Originally posted by reils49
                                                I think she's cute
                                                Reils, (shakes head) you need to get a grip on reality! There are BEAUTIFUL women out there,
                                                "a band is blowing Dixie double four time You feel alright when you hear the music ring"


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                                                  • #133
                                                    Originally posted by RoadKingTrooper
                                                    Reils, (shakes head) you need to get a grip on reality! There are BEAUTIFUL women out there,
                                                    Reils, 'fess up, are you the kind of chubby-chaser with the ever-present 5 lb. bag of white flour...with a bag of fudge for use as bait????
                                                    "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

                                                    Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

                                                    Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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                                                      • #134
                                                        LOL.........

                                                        Or the kind that has a Platinum COSTCO card ?
                                                        Saving the world,one funeral escort at a time....

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                                                          • #135
                                                            Originally posted by Kieth M.
                                                            Reils, 'fess up, are you the kind of chubby-chaser with the ever-present 5 lb. bag of white flour...with a bag of fudge for use as bait????
                                                            Originally posted by gonzo1510
                                                            LOL.........

                                                            Or the kind that has a Platinum COSTCO card ?
                                                            Axel Foley: Oh, ****, that's cold.

                                                            --
                                                            Capital Punishment means never having to say "you again?"

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