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  • #106
    CHuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard. Its just another fist...

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      • #107
        chuck norris does not sleep. he waits.

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          • #108
            When did this Chuck Norris phenomenan start?...
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              • #109
                Originally posted by Southflaguy
                When did this Chuck Norris phenomenan start?...
                Wow, long time ago... whole websites devoted to it.

                Al Gore didnt invent the internet, Chuck Norris did.
                "The wicked flee when no man pursueth
                but the righteous are bold as a lion"
                Proverbs 28:1, inscription beneath NLEOM lion.sigpic

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                  • #110
                    Originally posted by JPSO Recruit
                    It's Jefferson Parish, not Parish County

                    We use parish down here, not county
                    You use 'parish' if Chuck Norris lets you...
                    "The wicked flee when no man pursueth
                    but the righteous are bold as a lion"
                    Proverbs 28:1, inscription beneath NLEOM lion.sigpic

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                      • #111
                        I'm expecting Willowdared to chime in here with her "Molly Weasley" tagline. Any minute now.
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                        Capital Punishment means never having to say "you again?"

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                          • #112
                            Originally posted by Southflaguy
                            When did this Chuck Norris phenomenan start?...
                            a few years ago. it's still funny to this day!

                            chuck norris facts

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                              • #113
                                Originally posted by Highwaylaw
                                You use 'parish' if Chuck Norris lets you...
                                +1.... rmfao
                                Saving the world,one funeral escort at a time....

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                                  • #114
                                    After watching one episode of "Walker Texas Ranger", the President of France surrendered...just to be on the safe side..
                                    Saving the world,one funeral escort at a time....

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                                      • #115
                                        Chuck Norris can make a woman climax merely by pointing at her and saying BOOYA!

                                        Scientists have recently discovered the true cause for the extinction of the dinosaurs was the Chucknorisous.

                                        Chuck Norris does not wear a watch. He says what time it is.

                                        Chuck Norris does not read, he simply stares at the pages untill it gives him the answers he wants.

                                        Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is a Bow flex

                                        Chuck Norris's dog has learned to clean up after himself, because Chuck Norris doesn’t take S^#! from anybody!

                                        When Chuck Norris was born he strangled the doctor with his umbilical cord……no one slaps Chuck Norris!
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                                        RIP Officer R.K Pitts
                                        Fairfield Police Dept California
                                        my father, my hero, greatest cop who ever lived


                                        The above comments reflect the personal and unofficial opinions of the poster; and in no way should be taken to indicate any opinion or policy of any government agency.

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                                          • #116
                                            Originally posted by RR_Security
                                            I'm expecting Willowdared to chime in here with her "Molly Weasley" tagline. Any minute now.
                                            Angie Dickenson makes Chuck Norris hold her purse while she's in the dressing room.
                                            Last edited by willowdared; 09-01-2009, 02:37 PM.
                                            Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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                                              • #117
                                                Originally posted by Syncrosonix
                                                a few years ago. it's still funny to this day!

                                                chuck norris facts
                                                LOL...WOW...

                                                If I have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, he has more oney then I do...
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                                                  • #118
                                                    Chuck Norris once went McDonalds asked for a Whopper...and got it !
                                                    Saving the world,one funeral escort at a time....

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                                                      • #119
                                                        chuck norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
                                                        chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding.

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                                                          • #120
                                                            Lightning happens when Chuck Norris claps...


                                                            I made that one up...
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