Deputy Sheriff Steven Seagal??

[texaschickeee]

LOL @ Kieth
you forgot one.......Go to block buster and RENT his videos for another up he count thing. (and to remember the other life)

[pulicords]

What's wrong with #8 Kieth?

[Kieth M.]

For a man in touch with himself, like you, nothing.

For Steven Seagal....that's another matter!

[pulicords]

Daytime Soaps, O-Com, it's all the same after retirement! Now the Travel Channel and "No Reservations", that's special!

[nogginbuster24]

awesome. I'm not a big fan of steve's but he kicks butt.

[Kieth M.]

awesome. I'm not a big fan of steve's but he kicks butt.

As long as the butt to kicked is low and very slow!

Jefferson Parish, LA, is likely a few feet above sea level. Any higher than that and Seagal might be reaching for an inhaler!

[marcusindc]

4. Pose for DVD cover photo for latest cheap-a55'ed Asian-financed direct-to-video movie, where I play a former CIA agent up against mobsters with nukes....with my quest complicated by the kidnapping of my adult daughter and the death of my long-time partner at the hands of a turncoat who used to be my partner and is now working for the other side.

Yup, that about sums up all his movies.

[irishdep]

i believe nugent is the real deal, although i'm not 100% on that, although I found on the internet that he has been a sworn deputy in michigan since 1980.

Ted was what was considered a "Special Deputy" through the Genesee county Sheriff's department. He was never a deputy that passed an academy or worked the road. He was friends with the Sheriff at that time, who would give out those badges to his friends and anyone that contributed big money to his campaigns. I like Ted Nugent, but he's no cop! (side note: a lot of those badges have been confiscated and returned to that dept. for various reasons)

I'm tired of these celeb's thinking they can strap on a gun belt and uniform and all of sudden they are one of us. Doesn't work that way!

[bajakirch]

Although if he happens to get in a situation where he has to use his sidearm, he should be fine, he can take down a helicopter with it (here).

BWA-HA-HA-HA.

I don't know what I loved most:
- The one-handed pistol accuracy to hit a moving target at over a hundred yards.
- The 'spin the camera' technique to mock an out-of-control helicopter.
- The CGI 'splosion to cap it all off.

Steven, I wanna be YOU!

[TOMBSTONE]

Maybe the sheriff should have thought about these kind of things more before he handed out that badge?

One of the things that hurts well screened, trained and professional reserve officers most, are these kind of "special" appointments! I'm sure Maricopa County has some very good people who volunteer their services with the Sheriff's Department. If they went through the testing, academy and field training I went through as a reserve officer here in So. CA, they were probably disgusted to see someone get that badge simply because he's a good basketball player and a nice guy. This isn't to imply that he couldn't be recognized for being involved in community activities, but a badge???

Shaq is a sworn LEO..he attended the Academy in CA and completed the certification for out of state LEOs in FL whn he lived in Miami.

[TOMBSTONE]

Top Ten Things to do on my Day Off - By Steven Seagal
(with some help from Kieth M.)

10. Chug a sixer of Slim Fast.

9. Take prized '96 Honda Accord for oil change at Jiffy Lube.

8. Watch TiVo'd Days of Our Lives episodes.

7. Google self to up the count.

6. Find troubled youth to speak Zen parables to.

5. Call and beg Kelly LeBrock for just one last....

4. Pose for DVD cover photo for latest cheap-a55'ed Asian-financed direct-to-video movie, where I play a former CIA agent up against mobsters with nukes....with my quest complicated by the kidnapping of my adult daughter and the death of my long-time partner at the hands of a turncoat who used to be my partner and is now working for the other side.

3. Call and beg Erika Elianak for just one last....

2. Call and demand that the DVD photos (from #4) be altered giving me more hair and less pounds.

1. Take prized pony tail for oil change at Jiffy Lube.

Beg LeBrock for one last what??...I saw her on that show about famous celebs that are morbidly obese and they make them try and get thin again..Why would Steve want anything from her now?.

[The State]

dumbest thing i have ever heard

[pulicords]

Shaq is a sworn LEO..he attended the Academy in CA and completed the certification for out of state LEOs in FL whn he lived in Miami.

In CA, we have different levels of academy training for reserves and I seriously doubt Shaq completed "level 1" or "level 2" training that would allow him to be working regular patrol (the same as a full-time sworn officer). If he completed an academy at all, I'd expect it was the "citizens' academy" where you show up one night a week for an hour or two of orientation training which last a couple of months.

[Georgia]

Officer Steven better be careful about what he points his weapon at.. Everything he shoots just blows up... That's gonna leave a LOT of paperwork to be done at the end of the shift.

cheers
geo

[Kieth M.]

Beg LeBrock for one last what??...I saw her on that show about famous celebs that are morbidly obese and they make them try and get thin again..Why would Steve want anything from her now?.

Erika Elianak (Playboy Playmate who popped out of the cake in Under Seige) was on the same show...only a different season from LeBrock.

Jokes usually don't sound any better when I explain them, but the point is he's down to begging for horizontal recreation from his ex-wife/co-star who are equally overweight, as well.