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While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, a policeman was interrupted by a cute little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, she asked, "Are you a policeman?" "Yes," he answered, and continued writing the report. "My mother said, if I ever needed help I should ask policeman. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," he said. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward him, "Would you please tie my shoe for me?"
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Sure, little sister, and I'll teach you how to tie them yourself, too, OK? -
Great... another another future "Mis-user of the 911 system"
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I listened to this and it is hysterical!Originally posted by ManInTan View Posthttp://hoppeshomestead.blogspot.com/
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. – Thomas JeffersonComment
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http://hoppeshomestead.blogspot.com/
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. – Thomas JeffersonComment
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I like this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9WiX...eature=related...Did you call the Boys in Blue or the Man in Tan?Comment
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...Did you call the Boys in Blue or the Man in Tan?Comment
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The sarcasm in the dispatchers voice is priceless!Originally posted by ManInTan View PostIt's better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for what you are not.Comment
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Hah!!Originally posted by ManInTan View Post
Do you want us to come over and shoot her?!
that was great
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YOU NEED TO BRING YOUR *** HERE!Originally posted by ManInTan View Post
"... My *** is staying in this office here. Slow down, I need some information from you."
LAWL.WadsonF 10-4's the above statement.Comment
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