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    FRESNO, California - Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one of the men with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

    Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

    He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

    The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

    Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.
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    I swear to god this sounds like some ish that I would write. WTF?!!! Rubbing people down with "spices?" LMAO!!!! No more canola oil for me!!

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    It's better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for what you are not.

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    • #3
      Were they having a lovers spat maybe?
      "To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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      • #4
        an 8 inch sausage huh? Maybe ole boy is packing!

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        • #5
          OMG... awesome.

          For some reason it reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when Kramer coats himself with butter, and gets the spices and parmesan cheese all over him!

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          • #6
            Maybe it was a sandwich-stealing gone a-rye.

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            • #7
              Allright, who knows where Chiller was that night?


              (j/k)
              For every one hundred men you send us,
              Ten should not even be here.
              Eighty are nothing but targets.
              Nine of them are real fighters;
              We are lucky to have them, they the battle make.
              Ah, but the one. One of them is a warrior.
              And he will bring the others back.

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              • #8
                I would love to be whacked with an 8 inch sausage right about now.
                ‘Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.’
                Oscar Wilde

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                • #9
                  LOL Thats awesome

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by texaschickeee View Post
                    I would love to be whacked with an 8 inch sausage right about now.
                    ROFLMAOOOOO...

                    and at your's too, HXD!!!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by texaschickeee View Post
                      I would love to be whacked with an 8 inch sausage right about now.
                      Man, are plane tickets to Texas ever expensive!
                      For every one hundred men you send us,
                      Ten should not even be here.
                      Eighty are nothing but targets.
                      Nine of them are real fighters;
                      We are lucky to have them, they the battle make.
                      Ah, but the one. One of them is a warrior.
                      And he will bring the others back.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by texaschickeee View Post
                        I would love to be whacked with an 8 inch sausage right about now.
                        Honey, I told you about those "white hots" that we're famous for last night, didn't I?

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                        • #13

                          Just letting you know my thoughts on the subject.
                          Also its better then being rubbed down with spiced. Now oil, I can deal with.
                          Last edited by texaschickeee; 09-09-2008, 09:33 PM.
                          ‘Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.’
                          Oscar Wilde

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by texaschickeee View Post
                            I would love to be whacked with an 8 inch sausage right about now.
                            As Jackie Gleason would say...."habita habita habita"
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                            Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
                            And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.

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                            • #15
                              Jimmy Dean work for you?

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