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  • Applaud a Hero, chastise an idiot

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    "I think many years ago an advanced civilization intervened with us genetically and gave us just enough intelligence to develop dangerous technology but not enough to use it wisely. Then they sat back to watch the fun. Kind of like a human zoo. And you know what? They're getting their money's worth"
    George Carlin

  • #2
    A perfect example of indiscriminate breeding. I am willing to bet that stupid broad was sitting in the car on the cell phone... come help me... I am so helpless, I can't do for myself after I risked the life of my kid being stupid... help!!

    She should be jailed for child endangerment forthwith!
    Last edited by LT Dangle; 08-28-2008, 02:26 PM.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by LT Dangle View Post
      A perfect example of indiscriminate breeding. I am willing to bet that stupid broad was sitting the car on the cell phone... come help me... I am so helpless, I can't do for myself after I risked the life of my kid being stupid... help!!

      She should be jailed for child endangermnet forthwith!
      I agree. He should have rescued the child and left the idiot driver to her fate. Natural selection would have prevailed.
      It's better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for what you are not.

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      • #4
        The GPS said to drive there so she did. She was following directions

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        • #5
          That gene pool needs to be eradicated.
          I am a Native American of non-Indian decent.

          Cleaning the pool, one gene at a time.

          I'm on a 30 day diet. So far I've lost 15 days!

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          • #6
            Granted, Ive flooded my car....

            But at least it was still water!!!!
            "...and the taking of a life is murder. And the punishment for murder is.... well it varies from state to state and by race, but...." - Homer J Simpson.

            Police: "Stop and we'll shoot!"
            Dilbert: "Stop AND we'll shoot? If you're gonna shoot, why should we stop?"
            Police: "Well, it would be alot easier for us. The targets at the shooting range don't run."

            R.I.P. Momma Coleman. You may have left our world, but you have NOT left our hearts.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by btfp View Post
              The GPS said to drive there so she did. She was following directions

              Sad but prob true. It's amazing that she did not have enough brains not to drive into the water, but she was not going to leave her purse behind.
              It's better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for what you are not.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Tunkle View Post
                That gene pool needs to be eradicated.
                It would be nice they need to add on top of that a license to procreate. The only problem is how would you go about restricting people from having kids that fail to meet a certain intelligence and income criteria?

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                • #9
                  Oh come on she made it pretty far. I say we give her another chance. Imagine if she had a raised 4x4 she could cross the Mississippi river.
                  Budda sat in front of a wall and when he stood up he was enlightened. I sat in front of a wall and when I stood up the wall was enlightened.


                  We forge our skills in the fire of our will.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by btfp View Post
                    The GPS said to drive there so she did. She was following directions
                    ahh hahahha.


                    but really, it made me laugh
                    "Friendly Fire, isn't"

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                    • #11
                      Happens all the time out here. The only serious rain we get is during our summer monsoons so the roads aren't really constructed to deal it. Plenty of idiots dry to ford a wash to end up going downstream. The best part is that said idiots are responsible for the expenses incurred during their rescue.

                      I hope she remembered to thank those guys for helping her dumb ***.
                      Last edited by CathyGo; 08-29-2008, 08:53 PM.

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                      • #12
                        Meh.... she just didn't go fast enough.

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