I was eating dinner with my squadmates at Chilis and we were having a good time. A young and attractive blond woman in her early 20’s came to our table and sat in the chair opposite from where I was. At first I was expecting her to report a suspicious activity or to ask an irrelevant question that some people feel compelled to ask any time they encounter a cop.
She: Hi, what is your name?
Me: My name is geek4life. What can I do for you ma’am?
She: How long have you been a cop?
Me: About a year or so…
She: Are you single?
(At this point my face was turning reddish in color)
Me: Yes
She: Do you want to hang out sometimes? I want to give you my number
Me: I’m afraid I can’t do that ma’am. It is against my department’s policy.(I lied. This is not true)
She: Oh, OK. You can run my car plate and look up for my address.
Me: I’d get in trouble for that.(This is true)
She: Well, let me know if you change your mind.
She then left our table. The guys in my squad spent the rest of the night making fun of me for not taking her number.
She: Hi, what is your name?
Me: My name is geek4life. What can I do for you ma’am?
She: How long have you been a cop?
Me: About a year or so…
She: Are you single?
(At this point my face was turning reddish in color)
Me: Yes
She: Do you want to hang out sometimes? I want to give you my number
Me: I’m afraid I can’t do that ma’am. It is against my department’s policy.(I lied. This is not true)
She: Oh, OK. You can run my car plate and look up for my address.
Me: I’d get in trouble for that.(This is true)
She: Well, let me know if you change your mind.
She then left our table. The guys in my squad spent the rest of the night making fun of me for not taking her number.
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