Who smells better...you or your spouse?

[Kieth M.]

Of course, you have to go by the others (or an objective outsider's) judgement.

Here's why I ask: My wife is very annoyed with her deoderant. She says I smell better than she does. She can't understand how in the world I can wear a uniform, vest and all this gear and the next morning I still smell good. Okay, in reality it's the Old Spice stick deoderant who still smells good, not necesarily me.

But how do you fair in the smell test between you and your spouse or S/O?

[Jellybean400]

That's funny!!

I cant take the test, i'm alone. But i will say - some people sweat more than others, and some people's sweat doesnt smell. Really it's true. My last longterm b/f could go days without smelling sweaty. I only know because times he was sick and didnt shower for a few days, there was no sweat smell.

[texaschickeee]

I always smell like a rose.



really I do. If I stink I shower.

[MPDCjock]

My spouse.

[Stewie]

Definitely Her for sure, can't get enough of it...

[SmallCityCop]

My fiancee' smells WAY better. :-D

[Guams]

My fiancee' smells WAY better. :-D

Ditto.

[1042 Trooper]

Eh... after doing WHAT, exactly?

Keith, do you stare into space at times thinking up these profound questions you proffer?

[Guams]

Eh... after doing WHAT, exactly?

Keith, do you stare into space at times thinking up these profound questions you proffer?

Sometimes I think you and Keith get together, have a few beers, and think up questions...

Am I right, or am I right?

[Presence]

Eh... after doing WHAT, exactly?

Keith, do you stare into space at times thinking up these profound questions you proffer?

I was just thinking that same thing about you after reading your poll about the discerning dude's hair! lol...

it took me back to that time you asked what underwear everyone was wearing...

[Omega17632]

The secret for a man not to smell is to shave his pit hair. The hair holds in the smell and the smell is actually bacteria. So therefore lose the hair, lose the smell.

[barkalot]

I do.

My wife has tried many products, none of which work for her.

I use nothing; just shower or swim every day or so.

I've heard taking chlorophyll can help, but wife tried it and it either didn't work or she didn't stick with it long enough.

[willowdared]

The secret for a man not to smell is to shave his pit hair. The hair holds in the smell and the smell is actually bacteria. So therefore lose the hair, lose the smell.

I saw a picture of a man with no pit hair once.

Gave me the heeby jeebies!

[Chit2001]

Definitely her.....

[1042 Trooper]

The secret for a man not to smell is to shave his pit hair. The hair holds in the smell and the smell is actually bacteria. So therefore lose the hair, lose the smell.

Somebody get a rope.