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  • Jellybean400
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    Originally posted by Southflaguy View Post
    Adult movies are boring...I'm not going to lie the first 2 minutes you're like DAAAAME!!!...After that it's just boring...I like watching interviews of the actress(es), very intresting, to say the least...
    OK, first off - are you SERIOUS?? You're not watching the movie for the story, i dont think. And i dont think most people get thru more than 2 minutes at a sitting anyway!!


    Not true, I've seen some of the actress(es) w/o make up, or looking all "glamed" up like in the video's and they're UGLY...
    I'm not talking about what they look like off-camera. I'm not seeing them off-camera. I know about stars without makeup, and models without airbrushing. Usually on camera all their hair and makeup and bodies are perfect... unless its some other kind of video lol.

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  • willowdared
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    There was nothing better then the classic 70's soundtrack....

    bow chicka wow wow

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  • Entre Nous
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    Originally posted by e-man View Post
    Porn stars, er I mean Adult Film Actresses never seem to get the monthly visit from Aunt Flow or her even more frustrating twin HEAVY FLOW
    I'll bet that in some genres they do.

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  • Southflaguy
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    Originally posted by Kieth M. View Post
    I actually got to meet my first porn crush....I didn't recognize her and actually thought if I had not figured out who she was, I would not have thought about her twice.



    I listened to a segment on the desire of adult video makers to get out of the HD business. The heightened clarity of the HD format reveals all the flaws....scars, shaving bumps, acne, etc.

    In regards to actresses w/o makeup, this is quite true of many regular female TV and movie personalities. Once exiting a door, I literally ran into "glamorous" actress Joan Collins, during her Dynasty days. She was without hair and makeup. I almost wanted to start canvassing the nearby assisted living homes to see if they were missing a resident
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    I saw a documentry on HBO about pornstars and some of those women have serious issues...Some were sexually abuse at a young age, others have a drug problem, a few have been abused almost all their lives, and have been through some stuff...Then you have those that get off knowing people are watching them do the "deed"...Can't forget the money, some make six figures doing a couple videos, and a few photo shoot(s)...I know Terra Patrick is bringing in big money...She's ok looking...It looks like she has fake teeth, I don't know...LOL...

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  • e-man
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    Porn stars, er I mean Adult Film Actresses never seem to get the monthly visit from Aunt Flow or her even more frustrating twin HEAVY FLOW

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  • Kieth M.
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    Originally posted by Jellybean400 View Post
    (8) - for guys - Most of the guys are nasty in them (IMO)
    I had an ex-partner who once arrested John Holmes on a felony charge, which required a strip search. He said that live and in person, Holmes was hideous...little better than a skid row dweller. This may have been during Holmes' coked-out days, however.

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  • Entre Nous
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    For those of us who enjoy visual stimulation, it's a plus that you can see everything. When you're doing it yourself, you miss a lot. Unless you have a mirrors. Which I don't.

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  • Kieth M.
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    I actually got to meet my first porn crush....I didn't recognize her and actually thought if I had not figured out who she was, I would not have thought about her twice.

    Originally posted by Southflaguy View Post
    Not true, I've seen some of the actress(es) w/o make up, or looking all "glamed" up like in the video's and they're UGLY...
    I listened to a segment on the desire of adult video makers to get out of the HD business. The heightened clarity of the HD format reveals all the flaws....scars, shaving bumps, acne, etc.

    In regards to actresses w/o makeup, this is quite true of many regular female TV and movie personalities. Once exiting a door, I literally ran into "glamorous" actress Joan Collins, during her Dynasty days. She was without hair and makeup. I almost wanted to start canvassing the nearby assisted living homes to see if they were missing a resident.
    Last edited by Kieth M.; 08-15-2008, 10:54 PM.

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  • Kieth M.
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    Originally posted by JMTX View Post
    9) all male "equipment" is appropriately sized for maximum enjoyment You never have to ask, "Is it in yet?"
    One would think so, based upon what you see. What one fails to realize is that more often than not, these are skinny, tiny people, all sporting usually the "regulation government-issued equipment." Yes, there are some standouts, but when they are matched with teeny, tiny women, their packages appear oversized.
    Last edited by Kieth M.; 08-15-2008, 10:54 PM.

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  • Southflaguy
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    Adult movies are boring...I'm not going to lie the first 2 minutes you're like DAAAAME!!!...After that it's just boring...I like watching interviews of the actress(es), very intresting, to say the least...


    (8) - for guys - Most of the guys are nasty in them (IMO) and the women are usually gorgeous, so it gives ALL guys hope that they'll really get laid by someone like that, and the sex will really be that good
    Not true, I've seen some of the actress(es) w/o make up, or looking all "glamed" up like in the video's and they're UGLY...

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  • Kieth M.
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    Originally posted by Jellybean400 View Post
    (10) The guys last for what seems like a 'lifetime' - so i guess it kinda feels like watching a DREAM
    Two reason...make that three reasons....for that:

    (1) Slo-mo photography

    (2) Editing in footage from different angles makes it seem like it lasted longer. Lazy filmmakers will just edit in the same loop, over and over.

    (3) They're not me!

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  • Jellybean400
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    (10) The guys last for what seems like a 'lifetime' - so i guess it kinda feels like watching a DREAM

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    9) all male "equipment" is appropriately sized for maximum enjoyment You never have to ask, "Is it in yet?"

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  • Jellybean400
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    (8) - for guys - Most of the guys are nasty in them (IMO) and the women are usually gorgeous, so it gives ALL guys hope that they'll really get laid by someone like that, and the sex will really be that good

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  • hxd
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    (6) In the movies, there's never the "someone is watching us" feeling, only to look down and see the dog at the end of the bed with his head cocked to one side.

    (7) In the movies, you never see the cat jump up on the bed and start the "happy claws" kneading on the first soft place she can find.

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