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  • #76
    Originally posted by JMTX View Post

    I see the beauty in the light AND the beauty in the dark. I even see the beauty in the ridiculous. It makes life so much more...interesting
    OH - i totally agree. I love tattoos. And some of the piercings. But someone doesnt HAVE to have them to look sexy, either.

    Just like i love deep-skinned Latino guys... but also my creamy-skinned Jewish boy

    Beauty is everywhere

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    • #77
      48) The woman always gets off

      49) The phone doesn't ring, and if it does, no one freaks out to answer it

      50) You never hear the "air pressure noises" (that's the best way I could put it)

      51) The guy never tells the girl to put a pillow over her face, or covers her mouth, to keep her quiet.
      Your mom...

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Christyle View Post
        48) The woman always gets off

        50) You never hear the "air pressure noises" (that's the best way I could put it)

        51) The guy never tells the girl to put a pillow over her face, or covers her mouth, to keep her quiet.
        Great ones!!!

        ( 50) the 'queefs'?? LOL )

        ( 51) or pulls the covers over her head to keep the gas smell in! )

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Jellybean400 View Post
          Great ones!!!

          ( 50) the 'queefs'?? LOL )

          ( 51) or pulls the covers over her head to keep the gas smell in! )

          HAHAH I hate the Q word!

          And one of my ex's was notorious to dutch oven me. Ticked me off everytime!
          Your mom...

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          • #80
            52) You never hear the woman yell at you “Pull it out, Pull it out”
            It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by DACP View Post
              52) You never hear the woman yell at you “Pull it out, Pull it out”
              or...

              53.) "oh i KNOW you di-innnttt!!"

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              • #82
                Originally posted by DACP View Post
                52) You never hear the woman yell at you “Pull it out, Pull it out”
                And I bet you've never heard it either.

























                Sorry. I couldn't resist it.
                sigpic

                I don't agree with your opinion, but I respect its straightforwardness in terms of wrongness.

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                • #83
                  throat yogurt
                  Just shut your damn hole




                  Dead Souls-----They keep calling me

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Chiller View Post
                    throat yogurt
                    Throat yogurt?

                    Do you mean Dong Malt?
                    "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

                    Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

                    Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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                    • #85
                      Or this conversation:

                      Drunken husband: "Geez, honey, you've suddenly become flat chested and dry....."
                      Sleeping woman: "Wha?....Huh? HEY!... GET OFF MY BACK!
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                      • #86
                        55. They never say "not yet, the kids JUST went to bed"
                        56. The woman loves to.. "clean you off"
                        57. Everyone is always perfectly groomed
                        58. There's no visible half hour of prep time to
                        a) Brush teeth
                        b) refresh deodorant
                        c) brush hair
                        d) refresh perfume
                        e) talk about whether we should go to the in-laws on Saturday or Sunday this week
                        59. Girls are always wearing sexy underwear, even while they are cleaning, or working on the car.
                        Last edited by FiremanMike; 02-25-2009, 11:40 AM.
                        Seriously, the only reason I wanted to be a cop was so I could post anywhere on this forum.

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                        • #87
                          Well, since the queef one was taken....

                          60. The woman never says, do not spooze on me!

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                          • #88
                            61) In the movies, she doesn't want to cuddle and doesn't get ****ed if you just roll over and pass out.

                            62) There's no "sooo....its getting a lil stale..wanna try this?" and get told to pack sand....

                            63) No one ever complains if it "gets in her hair"....

                            sorry..had to say it
                            "I'm not fat, I'm Tactically Obese! Theres a difference!"

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                            • #89
                              64) "okay but I have to take the roast out in 40 minutes..."
                              The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything

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                              • #90
                                65) Those "shots" always come out much better in movies than in person...

                                I refuse to give up though. Got the wifey a bottle of Jager and gonna try again...

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