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  • #61
    Originally posted by Southflaguy View Post
    It would kind of suck if your loved one or friend decided to get into the "business"...


    Oh my God is that *insert friend/loved one's name*...

    ...and if you were married to someone working in the "business"

    "So, honey, how'd your day go?"
    "Went by pretty fast. I worked with (Ron) Jeremy today. Took us three takes to get it right. Ron says hi by the way."

    LOL

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    • #62
      44.) No E.D. - or - P.E. (too quick on the trigger)

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      • #63
        45) No one ends up in the ER with unexplainable injuries, or objects stuck in odd places.

        Armageddon!
        Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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        • #64
          chiller loves porn
          Just shut your damn hole




          Dead Souls-----They keep calling me

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Chiller View Post
            chiller loves porn
            Aaaw, Chiller! Is that all you got??? I'm dissapointed!

            Success is getting what you want.... Happiness is wanting what you get

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            • #66
              Sam - i'll haveta PM ya!!

              47.) No one ever has a headache!

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              • #67
                Originally posted by sam I am
                46) Everyone is the perfect size to be picked up/ bent over/ the ability to have sex in the shower is made to look amazing, yet in real life, its harder than heck, slippery and down right dangerous and near impossible!
                I put a bench in my shower and it still won't work!
                Yes indeed lol, not gonna share and get banned...

                Though whoever mentioned the un-expected farting me and my SO just laughed about that.

                Great thread!

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by JBean View Post
                  ...and if you were married to someone working in the "business"

                  "So, honey, how'd your day go?"
                  "Went by pretty fast. I worked with (Ron) Jeremy today. Took us three takes to get it right. Ron says hi by the way."

                  LOL
                  On top of that (no pun intended) you don't have to worry about whether or not your partner is cheating on you...You must reallllllllly "love" that person if you stick w/ them, knowing what they do for a living...You can't be the jealous type, I guess lol...
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                  • #69
                    That's how it starts anyway. Then it becomes a chemical addiction, like crack. I've seen a lot of people struggle with this, and find help at xxxchurch.com remember- the first sign of addiction is denial
                    "Carving a new life for myself"

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                    • #70
                      In regards to old Porno soundtracks...they are more clever than the "Barry White" or orchestral backdrops.

                      Boom, chick, boom boom boom chick, boom boom boom, chick chick chicky chicky wa wa booom
                      The sheep generally do not like the sheepdog. He looks a lot like the wolf. He has fangs and the capacity for violence. The difference, though, is that the sheepdog must not, cannot and will not ever harm the sheep. Any sheepdog who intentionally harms the lowliest little lamb will be punished and removed.

                      I Am the Sheepdog.


                      "And maybe just remind the few, if ill of us they speak,
                      that we are all that stands between
                      the monsters and the weak." - Michael Marks


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                      • #71
                        At least the "older" porn didn't feature the skanky tattoos. Women these days are starting to look like billboards or walls littered with graffiti. Don't even get me started on the piercings!!! "Back in the day" (before marriage), I had a relationship with a girl with one, small (discreet) tattoo. Sorry, but "art" produced by man will never rival the beauty of the human (woman's) form. Even a small mole or naturally incurred scar looks far better than what's sold as "cool" or "artsy" today. Why young women would want to cover up, disfigure or mutilate something that's already perfection (in my eyes), is a mystery.
                        "I'm not fluent in the language of violence, but I know enough to get around in places where it's spoken."

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                        • #72
                          I think most tattoos are beautiful and enhance the human body.

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by pulicords View Post
                            At least the "older" porn didn't feature the skanky tattoos. Women these days are starting to look like billboards or walls littered with graffiti. Don't even get me started on the piercings!!! "Back in the day" (before marriage), I had a relationship with a girl with one, small (discreet) tattoo. Sorry, but "art" produced by man will never rival the beauty of the human (woman's) form. Even a small mole or naturally incurred scar looks far better than what's sold as "cool" or "artsy" today. Why young women would want to cover up, disfigure or mutilate something that's already perfection (in my eyes), is a mystery.
                            I'm with you. I'll never forget a (1990's) line by the late comic Richard Jeni:

                            Nowadays, women are smoking cigars and getting tattoos. I figured it out. The woman of the nineties is now the longshoreman of the forties.
                            "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

                            Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

                            Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by JMTX View Post
                              I think most tattoos are beautiful and enhance the human body.
                              Yea........and look at your avatar!!!!
                              "I'm not fluent in the language of violence, but I know enough to get around in places where it's spoken."

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                              • #75
                                I find beauty in many things

                                You know back before goth went mainstream and everyone was doing it to be cool, there was this principle concept in the movement about beauty in darkness.

                                I see the beauty in the light AND the beauty in the dark. I even see the beauty in the ridiculous. It makes life so much more...interesting

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