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  • Super_HKS
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    Edited......
    Last edited by Super_HKS; 04-22-2010, 04:12 PM.

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    +1 for pets jumping on the bed... lol... my dog never wants to be on the bed, except for that inappropriate time... "Whatcha doin?"...

    I must have kicked him off about 14 times the other day. lol

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  • Super_HKS
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  • PlainSilverTin
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    Originally posted by willowdared View Post
    Oh no you di'int!
    Originally posted by Chit2001 View Post
    ..........you just had to say that, didn't you? *puke*
    Originally posted by BrittBSC View Post
    WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!! I think I need to go throw up now.. bleh!

    sorry guys..... i just had to...

    i avoided it like a plague and finally got conned into seeing it because it was messaged to me on my BB a day before i read the post....on a side note the Kermit reaction to the video is priceless...

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  • CoffeeRoll
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    Originally posted by OWI Enforcer View Post
    .....You never see the involved parties the next day commenting on how sore their abs/quads/glutes are.
    .....or walking with a funny waddle

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  • CoffeeRoll
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    Not that I watch all that many - & oh dear! I hope we/I don't get banned/timed out for replying but it's too hard not too....

    31) I have yet to hear any actress yelp out "wrong hole! wrong hole!" (....& mean it)

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  • 1042 Trooper
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    Originally posted by hxd View Post
    (6) In the movies, there's never the "someone is watching us" feeling, only to look down and see the dog at the end of the bed with his head cocked to one side.
    Not to mention slurping your toes right at the short strokes moment.

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  • OWI Enforcer
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    30) You never see the involved parties the next day commenting on how sore their abs/quads/glutes are.

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  • Southflaguy
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    Just chillin...Carry on...

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  • Smurfette_76
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    While I will agree that some of the noises are acurate once the action gets going...I think the movies give the impression to young men that simply (ahhh, careful with the wording on this one)...inserting tab A into slot B (hows THAT for creative?) gets the woman all tuned up and moaning louded than Imedla Marcos over a new pair of shoes. It takes a TAD bit more than that (most of the time) stud muffin.

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    29)You never almost get caught by the police when you're doing it in the front seat of your coworker's truck in a parking lot after work one morning.

    Um, not that this has happened to ME of course. It was....a friend!

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  • BrittBSC
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    Originally posted by PlainSilverTin View Post
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    (25) magic ensues when you put two girls together in a room and give them a cup...
    WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!! I think I need to go throw up now.. bleh!

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  • Kieth M.
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    (27) And while doing the deed in the wild, we never hear this scripted line: "Quiet, I think somebody will hear us!"

    (28) And, of course, if some other party arrives on-scene it's another equally hot prospect (or two) who join in the fun without any hesitation, whatsoever. It's never a scout troop, or a US Park Service employee.

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  • Chit2001
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    Originally posted by PlainSilverTin View Post

    (25) magic ensues when you put two girls together in a room and give them a cup...
    ..........you just had to say that, didn't you? *puke*

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  • willowdared
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    Originally posted by PlainSilverTin View Post
    (25) magic ensues when you put two girls together in a room and give them a cup...
    Oh no you di'int!

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