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  • #46
    Edited......
    Last edited by Super_HKS; 04-22-2010, 05:12 PM.

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    • #47
      (34) Another line never in the script: "For cryin' out loud, cut your g--d-mned toenails!"
      Last edited by Kieth M.; 08-18-2008, 07:23 PM.
      "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

      Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

      Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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      • #48
        ^ ROFLOL okay, that's almost too much!!

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        • #49
          33) In films, the girls always make alot of very loud sounds seeming as though its the sexy time of the centry. No in real life you get the moans and growns, there just well nothing like in adult films.
          Some of us do that in real life...at least we do if you know what you're doing.

          Don't make me tell the whole story about my mother bursting into the room and asking if my puppies were ok...(I had 4 week old chihuahua puppies living in my room at the time.)

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          • #50
            Not my mothers house, lol. I have a separate house on her property. This was just a couple of months ago!

            Mother bursts in, "OMG, are the puppies ok! I heard them screaming!"

            Thankfully this was just during over-the-phone action and not while my partner was actually at the house!

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            • #51
              I love that line "are your puppies OK?" I'll have to remember that for the future lol...

              35.) no one looks like they want to pull away because of bad breath

              36.) there isnt that awkwardness after sex with someone you dont know that well... like 'do we clean up, cuddle, get food, go to sleep, or does someone quickly leave now??'

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              • #52
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                Last edited by Super_HKS; 04-22-2010, 05:10 PM.

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                • #53
                  ^^So true.

                  The loud porn style yelling is possible, fellas.

                  The pet stuff had me laughing like crazy - our dog likes to run into the closed door because it's illegal for my wife and I to be alone. About half the time the door opens, which is odd, the other half of the time it holds and you just hear a THUD. Yeah, that's not distracting......

                  39) In adult films nobody needs to get up and go to work the next day, or take clothes out of the dryer, or has just finished paying bills.
                  For every one hundred men you send us,
                  Ten should not even be here.
                  Eighty are nothing but targets.
                  Nine of them are real fighters;
                  We are lucky to have them, they the battle make.
                  Ah, but the one. One of them is a warrior.
                  And he will bring the others back.

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                  • #54
                    Oh man, I know what you mean about the dog thudding the door. Why do they DO that?! lol..

                    God forbid you go in a room where they can't see you at all times. I can't even go to the bathroom without my dog trying to get in.

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                    • #55
                      The children are worse than the dogs. Ironic, given my dogs and children.

                      I do believe the twins have learned...granted, they are almost 12. The six year old has some sort of radar. If that door closes, he will be knocking on it..not right that second mind you, but later...at that magical moment...I hear....

                      Knock, knock, knock

                      "Daddy?"

                      "Daddy?"

                      "Daddy, can you see me?"

                      I looked over and saw his tiny little fingers wiggly under the door.

                      God love him.
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                      I don't agree with your opinion, but I respect its straightforwardness in terms of wrongness.

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                      • #56
                        My cat's howl starts low, gets higher and louder, then goes lower and into a growl. I have since learned that it's the sound of the Grim Reaper sharpening his scythe. It is not a sound that can be easily ignored.

                        She does it when she has a critter cornered and I intervene.
                        She does it when a dog has her cornered.
                        And she does it when she wants to get into the bedroom and...ummm... yeah.

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                        • #57
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                          Last edited by Super_HKS; 04-22-2010, 05:10 PM.

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                          • #58
                            It would kind of suck if your loved one or friend decided to get into the "business"...


                            Oh my God is that *insert friend/loved one's name*...
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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by (S)Sgt Elmer View Post
                              39) In adult films nobody needs to get up and go to work the next day, or take clothes out of the dryer, or has just finished paying bills.
                              (41) Or take the kids to school, or pack lunches, and the girls' hair looks as good getting out of bed as it did getting in. Makeup never seems to run, either.
                              "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

                              Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

                              Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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                              • #60
                                42. . no one runs to the bathroom to pee immediately afterwards

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