Finally figured the real lure of X-rated movies

[Kieth M.]

(24) everywhere you do the deed is comfortable, including sharp (and sandy)beach rocks, cramp rickety park benches....

(26) And the tempurature is always never too hot, never too cold. There are no bugs, flys, or ants to contend with. It's as if nature is cooperating to the fullest.

[willowdared]

(25) magic ensues when you put two girls together in a room and give them a cup...

Oh no you di'int!

[Chit2001]

(25) magic ensues when you put two girls together in a room and give them a cup...

..........you just had to say that, didn't you? *puke*

[Kieth M.]

(27) And while doing the deed in the wild, we never hear this scripted line: "Quiet, I think somebody will hear us!"

(28) And, of course, if some other party arrives on-scene it's another equally hot prospect (or two) who join in the fun without any hesitation, whatsoever. It's never a scout troop, or a US Park Service employee.

[BrittBSC]

(24)

(25) magic ensues when you put two girls together in a room and give them a cup...

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!! I think I need to go throw up now.. bleh!

[JMTX]

29)You never almost get caught by the police when you're doing it in the front seat of your coworker's truck in a parking lot after work one morning.

Um, not that this has happened to ME of course. It was....a friend!

[Smurfette_76]

While I will agree that some of the noises are acurate once the action gets going...I think the movies give the impression to young men that simply (ahhh, careful with the wording on this one)...inserting tab A into slot B (hows THAT for creative?) gets the woman all tuned up and moaning louded than Imedla Marcos over a new pair of shoes. It takes a TAD bit more than that (most of the time) stud muffin.

[Southflaguy]

Just chillin...Carry on...

[OWI Enforcer]

30) You never see the involved parties the next day commenting on how sore their abs/quads/glutes are.

[1042 Trooper]

(6) In the movies, there's never the "someone is watching us" feeling, only to look down and see the dog at the end of the bed with his head cocked to one side.

Not to mention slurping your toes right at the short strokes moment.

[CoffeeRoll]

Not that I watch all that many - & oh dear! I hope we/I don't get banned/timed out for replying but it's too hard not too....

31) I have yet to hear any actress yelp out "wrong hole! wrong hole!" (....& mean it)

[CoffeeRoll]

.....You never see the involved parties the next day commenting on how sore their abs/quads/glutes are.

.....or walking with a funny waddle

[PlainSilverTin]

Oh no you di'int!

..........you just had to say that, didn't you? *puke*

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!! I think I need to go throw up now.. bleh!

sorry guys..... i just had to...

i avoided it like a plague and finally got conned into seeing it because it was messaged to me on my BB a day before i read the post....on a side note the Kermit reaction to the video is priceless...

[Super_HKS]

Edited......

[Presence]

+1 for pets jumping on the bed... lol... my dog never wants to be on the bed, except for that inappropriate time... "Whatcha doin?"...

I must have kicked him off about 14 times the other day. lol