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  • Jellybean400
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    Originally posted by JMTX View Post

    I see the beauty in the light AND the beauty in the dark. I even see the beauty in the ridiculous. It makes life so much more...interesting
    OH - i totally agree. I love tattoos. And some of the piercings. But someone doesnt HAVE to have them to look sexy, either.

    Just like i love deep-skinned Latino guys... but also my creamy-skinned Jewish boy

    Beauty is everywhere

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    I find beauty in many things

    You know back before goth went mainstream and everyone was doing it to be cool, there was this principle concept in the movement about beauty in darkness.

    I see the beauty in the light AND the beauty in the dark. I even see the beauty in the ridiculous. It makes life so much more...interesting

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  • pulicords
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    Originally posted by JMTX View Post
    I think most tattoos are beautiful and enhance the human body.
    Yea........and look at your avatar!!!!

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  • Kieth M.
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    Originally posted by pulicords View Post
    At least the "older" porn didn't feature the skanky tattoos. Women these days are starting to look like billboards or walls littered with graffiti. Don't even get me started on the piercings!!! "Back in the day" (before marriage), I had a relationship with a girl with one, small (discreet) tattoo. Sorry, but "art" produced by man will never rival the beauty of the human (woman's) form. Even a small mole or naturally incurred scar looks far better than what's sold as "cool" or "artsy" today. Why young women would want to cover up, disfigure or mutilate something that's already perfection (in my eyes), is a mystery.
    I'm with you. I'll never forget a (1990's) line by the late comic Richard Jeni:

    Nowadays, women are smoking cigars and getting tattoos. I figured it out. The woman of the nineties is now the longshoreman of the forties.

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    I think most tattoos are beautiful and enhance the human body.

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  • pulicords
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    At least the "older" porn didn't feature the skanky tattoos. Women these days are starting to look like billboards or walls littered with graffiti. Don't even get me started on the piercings!!! "Back in the day" (before marriage), I had a relationship with a girl with one, small (discreet) tattoo. Sorry, but "art" produced by man will never rival the beauty of the human (woman's) form. Even a small mole or naturally incurred scar looks far better than what's sold as "cool" or "artsy" today. Why young women would want to cover up, disfigure or mutilate something that's already perfection (in my eyes), is a mystery.

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  • jchughes05
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    In regards to old Porno soundtracks...they are more clever than the "Barry White" or orchestral backdrops.

    Boom, chick, boom boom boom chick, boom boom boom, chick chick chicky chicky wa wa booom

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  • gipettoe
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    That's how it starts anyway. Then it becomes a chemical addiction, like crack. I've seen a lot of people struggle with this, and find help at xxxchurch.com remember- the first sign of addiction is denial

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  • Southflaguy
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    Originally posted by JBean View Post
    ...and if you were married to someone working in the "business"

    "So, honey, how'd your day go?"
    "Went by pretty fast. I worked with (Ron) Jeremy today. Took us three takes to get it right. Ron says hi by the way."

    LOL
    On top of that (no pun intended) you don't have to worry about whether or not your partner is cheating on you...You must reallllllllly "love" that person if you stick w/ them, knowing what they do for a living...You can't be the jealous type, I guess lol...

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  • Stewie
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    Originally posted by sam I am
    46) Everyone is the perfect size to be picked up/ bent over/ the ability to have sex in the shower is made to look amazing, yet in real life, its harder than heck, slippery and down right dangerous and near impossible!
    I put a bench in my shower and it still won't work!
    Yes indeed lol, not gonna share and get banned...

    Though whoever mentioned the un-expected farting me and my SO just laughed about that.

    Great thread!

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  • Jellybean400
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    Sam - i'll haveta PM ya!!

    47.) No one ever has a headache!

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  • BrittBSC
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    Originally posted by Chiller View Post
    chiller loves porn
    Aaaw, Chiller! Is that all you got??? I'm dissapointed!

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  • Chiller
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    chiller loves porn

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  • willowdared
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    45) No one ends up in the ER with unexplainable injuries, or objects stuck in odd places.

    Armageddon!

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  • Jellybean400
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    44.) No E.D. - or - P.E. (too quick on the trigger)

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